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08-05-2012 , 01:18 AM

#1751

Ineedaride2

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According to wikipedia, that guy doesn't know the first thing about fly safe.s

08-05-2012 , 01:33 AM

#1752

suzzer99

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Vodka + Olympics + a little Vicodin = me time. No spoilers please!

08-05-2012 , 01:36 AM

#1753

suzzer99

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There needs to be a script that suspends ignore for the drunk thread.

#SHUTUPWOOKICANTALKABOUTIGNOREINTHEABSTRACT

08-05-2012 , 10:17 PM

#1754

Ineedaride2

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Do you mean like if I have you on ignore, I could read your post in the drunk thread?

08-05-2012 , 10:47 PM

#1755

Riverman

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a wedding reception without alcohol is just no good at all

if you are budget conscious you have to go with the cash bar, nobody is gonna judge and if they do **** 'em. gotta give people the option.

08-05-2012 , 10:53 PM

#1756

Ineedaride2

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Riverman

a wedding reception without alcohol is just no good at all

if you are budget conscious you have to go with the cash bar, nobody is gonna judge and if they do **** 'em. gotta give people the option.

seriously. Going to a wedding with a reception without alcohol is like standing in line for concert tickets, and then when you get to the concert the people at the door say, "get the **** outta here."

Every SINGLE reception i've been to without alcohol, the people in the wedding had alcohol outside. Including this one.

this is a godly CHURCH wedding is code for BYOB, and don't bring it inside.

08-05-2012 , 11:00 PM

#1757

gobbomom

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I've been to wedding receptions where the only thing served was cake, punch, mints, and nuts. Of course, most everyone less than 25 showed up stoned to the bone.

08-05-2012 , 11:04 PM

#1758

zikzak

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These dry wedding stories make me happy I was born into a catholic family. My peeps know how to party.

08-05-2012 , 11:20 PM

#1759

DblBarrelJ

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Mazel Tov!

08-05-2012 , 11:24 PM

#1760

Ineedaride2

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Pretty sure it's Mossel Toff.

08-05-2012 , 11:26 PM

#1761

DblBarrelJ

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Sir, I would not recommend you question the Hebrew of DBJ, or his Jew wife.

08-05-2012 , 11:27 PM

#1762

DblBarrelJ

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מזל טוב

08-05-2012 , 11:29 PM

#1763

seattlelou

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I thought that was a cocktail?

08-05-2012 , 11:35 PM

#1764

Paul D

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Fuzzy Mazel Tov is the cocktail

08-05-2012 , 11:39 PM

#1765

Ineedaride2

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Quote:

Originally Posted by DblBarrelJ

Sir, I would not recommend you question the Hebrew of DBJ, or his Jew wife.

Did you marry a into the jewish religion for the jokes?

08-05-2012 , 11:53 PM

#1766

Ineedaride2

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I'm in the life thread defending alcohol testing on the job, and I'm in this thread for obvious reasons. I felel so conflicted.

But I'll be sober in the morning.

08-05-2012 , 11:54 PM

#1767

DblBarrelJ

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"Jennifer Connelly is half Jewish, and I'd like to put some more in her!"

-Adam Sandler

08-06-2012 , 12:00 AM

#1768

pvn

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Ineedaride2

Did you marry a into the jewish religion for the jokes?

08-06-2012 , 12:02 AM

#1769

DblBarrelJ

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INAR, catch the WGC?

08-06-2012 , 12:03 AM

#1770

Ineedaride2

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No, I've been reading all weekend. What happened?

08-06-2012 , 12:05 AM

#1771

DblBarrelJ

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I'm not going to ruin it for you, but if you like watching a soul crushing blowup, I'd go to the Golf Channel.

Like NOW.

08-06-2012 , 12:10 AM

#1772

Ineedaride2

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Quote:

Originally Posted by DblBarrelJ

I'm not going to ruin it for you, but if you like watching a soul crushing blowup, I'd go to the Golf Channel.

Like NOW.

I can't get the golf channel, so you might as well spoiler me before ESPN does in the morning.

08-06-2012 , 12:33 AM

#1773

DblBarrelJ

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Furyk goes onto 18 at -14. Bradley goes in at -13.

Furyk tee shot goes into a tree, but falls in the fairway. Bradley tees off right down the fairway.

Bradley's approach ends up in the bunker, Furyk's in the rough near the bunker.

Spoiler: