Can someone on the west coast (where Verizon is still open) walk into a store and punch a sales associate dead in the face for me? Just right between the lip and the nose.
Should I feel bad about taking money off a blind guy who I was playing poker with. He was terrible. Also, he was black. Blind and black is a lot of **** working against you, especially living in Jacksonville.
Everybody's probably seen this by now, but on the off chance you haven't, compare Heath Ledger's Joker performance to a Tom Waits interview. Ridiculously creepy.
75% of the reason i'm doing this is to show off my ability to link video inline.