Exxon would certainly be easier to run but Apple would be a lot more fun. Gimme Apple even if market cap was a little less (obv not the case). You can get a chick as hot as Kaye Upton if you own Exxon, you get Kate Upton if you own Apple.
I'm pretty sure google knows how to make LSD. I'm also pretty sure you need good lab equipment, good chemistry knowledge, and access to highly controlled ingredients.
what's a sodomite? I was walking through walmart today and some old woman started yelling at me calling me a sodomite and telling her husband I presume that she saw me on fox news late edition