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I think I figured out a secret imo.

If one were to smoke poppy seeds mixed into their bowl of marijuana, one may actually be getting a bit of morphine and codeine, aaaaand, if one were to smoke enough through their piece, when time comes to scrape that resin and smoke it, it may have some opium stuffs in it.

neato!

03-25-2012 , 12:57 PM

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JayTeeMe

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Throw some lemon zest in there as well for some refreshing flavor

03-25-2012 , 12:58 PM

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LirvA

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you could also probably hold a bunch of poppy seeds under your tongue imo

03-25-2012 , 01:04 PM

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ex. Strange morning with hooker girl. I slept on the couch where I passed out. She wakes up at seemingly the crack of dawn and puts a blanket on me before leaving. Alright. Seemingly hours later she comes back (!?). I'm still passed out on the couch and she proceeds to clean the kitchen which was a mess of bottles and cans. She's being kinda loud, probably in an effort to wake me, but I'm so tired I'm not getting up. She makes a pot of coffee and actually sits down and talks to me. So it's now obvious to my brain that I'm not allowed to sleep anymore. So I get up and have a cup of coffee while making awkward small talk.

I'm driving her home and she asks me to stop by Taco Bell for breakfast. Odd, but whatever. Doritos loco taco is a great disappointment. We're chowing on some 9AM tacos and she casually mentions that her husband is in Pittsburgh. And she's wearing a wedding ring. Was she wearing that last night and i didn't notice? Anyway, I drop her off at her house, she gives my hand a squeeze and thanks me for the ride.

Just an insane number of beats packed into a strange 12hr period.

You should like move to a new place and get a new identity ASAP imo

03-25-2012 , 09:02 PM

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Originally Posted by pvn

You should like move to a new place and get a new identity ASAP imo

Seriously.

JayTeeMe has a very particular set of skills that he has acquired over a very long career. Skills that make him a nightmare for people like himself.

03-25-2012 , 10:12 PM

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NeBlis

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such a great album

03-26-2012 , 01:08 AM

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MrWookie

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WOW! JUst opened a thread, and holy ****, there's not something ITT that I'm going to ban someone for. Can't a guy have a skype date with his far too far away fiancee where he digitally cooks dinner with her and then later come back on the forum and have everything be OK? Is that too much to ask? Is there something in the atwer these days? If the water is bad, switch to bourbon imo.

03-26-2012 , 01:09 AM

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NeBlis

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You need to drink some Johnny Walker

Spoiler:

03-26-2012 , 01:11 AM

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MrWookie

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Nah, not worth it. For the price of lback, I could get a bottle of the Balvanie 12 yr.

03-26-2012 , 01:16 AM

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Nah, not worth it. For the price of lback, I could get a bottle of the Balvanie 12 yr.

So what your saying is that you don't condone mixed black whiskey? is it the taste? is it how you were raised?

03-26-2012 , 01:21 AM

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MrWookie

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If I'm going ot mix Scotch, why would I pay the premium for JW Black?

03-26-2012 , 01:21 AM

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MrWookie

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I mean, I love mixed Scotch. A rusty nail may often be just what the doctor oredered, but why spring for Black?

03-26-2012 , 01:25 AM

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MrWookie

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All this banning can make a guy thirsty. So, I guess I'll make myself a rusty nail, but I'm going to make it with Tamdhu 10 yr, much cheaper than JW black and still pretty darn good and definitely gets the job done in a rusty nail.

03-26-2012 , 01:25 AM

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facepalm.jpg I was trying to make it about the whiskey being BLACK giddit... ok fine unfunny troll is unfunny

03-26-2012 , 01:26 AM

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NeBlis

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You should drink a White Russian IMO

03-26-2012 , 01:28 AM

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MrWookie

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facepalm.jpg I was trying to make it about the whiskey being BLACK giddit... ok fine unfunny troll is unfunny

oh, lol. Obviously I'm too blinded by frustration with this forum to see a decent joke.

03-26-2012 , 01:30 AM

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You should drink a White Russian IMO

And see, my reaction to this post was frist an ironically over indignant "Who do you think I am, my fiancee?" And then I raelaized it was part of the same joke. My funny bone is numb right now. Now not the time to be making racial jokes.

03-26-2012 , 01:32 AM

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Black russians >>>>>>>>> white russiians.

Seriously, who the hell came up with the idea of adding milk to a drink? barf.

03-26-2012 , 01:33 AM

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White russians are delicious man. I knw they aren't tough but they are goot. there is a buger joint here that makes "boozy milkshakes" they one called the Lebowski it is very good.

03-26-2012 , 01:34 AM

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Black russians >>>>>>>>> white russiians.

dude.... the wookie is right there and he told you guys to stop with the supremacy bull****

03-26-2012 , 10:21 AM

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Black russians >>>>>>>>> white russiians.

Seriously, who the hell came up with the idea of adding milk to a drink? barf.

wtf milk?

use cream, noob.

03-26-2012 , 10:35 AM

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That's even worse. Keep your cows out of my booze.

03-26-2012 , 07:46 PM

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wookie,

pics of fiance?

03-26-2012 , 07:48 PM

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LirvA

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hey DJB is free!

03-26-2012 , 07:58 PM

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Originally Posted by MrWookie

WOW! JUst opened a thread, and holy ****, there's not something ITT that I'm going to ban someone for. Can't a guy have a skype date with his far too far away fiancee where he digitally cooks dinner with her and then later come back on the forum and have everything be OK? Is that too much to ask? Is there something in the atwer these days? If the water is bad, switch to bourbon imo.

You can cook via Skype?

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