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like, is this stereotyping?

she seems like the type of girl who would stick her finger up her cooter and go around telling people to sniff her finger

03-12-2012 , 04:16 AM

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It's like i know who all sells weed around me but they won't sell to me. I found a thread in OOT that recommended I attempt to purchase weed from a hooker on CL but notsureifserious.jpg.

Plus I don't know if I need kush or just a baseline $5 blunt of what.

My only advantage is that I do know enough about weed not to get ripped off on price.

03-12-2012 , 04:17 AM

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I have a friend who's full blood Indian (creek) and he's never done any hallucinogens and I'm trying to get him to, quite unsuccessfully.

wtf? Isn't it like mandatory for him to do mushrooms and peyote? Doesn't he have a covenant with the sky hawk or something?

effing rogged imo

03-12-2012 , 04:18 AM

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If you've never smoked before, just a bowl of schwag should get you going. Some kind bud will prob knock you on your ass imo, but if that's what you're lookin for ...

I myself always get kind whenever possible, but the **** I usually get around here is schwag :/

03-12-2012 , 04:19 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by LirvA

like, is this stereotyping?

she seems like the type of girl who would stick her finger up her cooter and go around telling people to sniff her finger

Not really my gf chick I'm considering going out with. Will report back. Not sure if that's a first date move for a girl, maybe 3rd or 4th...

03-12-2012 , 04:20 AM

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ah hell I'd smoke with you DBJ

even if I did get arrested it would make a good TR, so it's clearly +EV

03-12-2012 , 04:21 AM

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she could lube your barrel

uuuuuhuhuh

03-12-2012 , 04:24 AM

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I used to do drugs with this one guy who wasn't a cop but he was all into all these maneuvering moves and **** or whatever they're called, and you'd get drunk and high with him and he'd want to put you in a choke lock and all this stuff.

He made my friend pass out once. True story. He was laughing then went limp and was out.

03-12-2012 , 04:25 AM

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Weird.

So any pro tips on how to get the word out to the local weed merchants of "Hey DBJ is cool now?"

03-12-2012 , 04:28 AM

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Nothing says you like to get down to someone more than walking up to them and sparking up a joint and passing it to them imo.

but therein lies the predicament

03-12-2012 , 04:30 AM

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LirvA gonna get me jumped or shot up ITT lol

03-12-2012 , 04:30 AM

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I forsee racquetball in a few hours but I'm thinking percocet ....

03-12-2012 , 04:30 AM

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lolz

03-12-2012 , 04:33 AM

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LirvA plays racquetball?

Themoreyouknow.jpg

03-12-2012 , 04:40 AM

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yes sir, and have nearly gotten killed with that damn ball!

protip: don't get nailed in the temple with a racquetball

03-12-2012 , 04:40 AM

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also probably almost broke my neck falling into the sidewall not too long ago

****'s dangerous

03-12-2012 , 04:42 AM

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see this is the hard part. trying to save the percocet for after the racquetball

percocet then racquetball is no problem. I can do percocet then racquetball. but no percocet before racqueball then racquetball, that's the tough part.

I could even do racquetball then percocet, that would be doable too! But damnit, only if that racquetball was like right ****ing now ffs.

03-12-2012 , 04:46 AM

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do you wanna hear something from my last gig DBJ?

03-12-2012 , 05:03 AM

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Nice. I thought Percocet made u drowsy.

03-12-2012 , 05:04 AM

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it does

03-12-2012 , 05:04 AM

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I gonna go race imo

Gran Turismo 4

I just got a Chevelle!

03-12-2012 , 05:07 AM

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I play GTA4 and COD MW3 alot.

03-12-2012 , 12:42 PM

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DBJ:

Take trip to California. Buy a prescription. Go to nearest smoke shop. Chat with friendly proprietor about marijuana.

03-12-2012 , 01:44 PM

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Wow. After reviewing the drunk thread, LirvA and I should likely just Skype next time instead of using 2p2 as our chatrroom IMO

03-12-2012 , 02:06 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by DblBarrelJ

It's mainly the ink that's different.

I've dated several chicks with a tat or two, never one with sleeves.

Pros are she's all libertarian rally's and gun rights, and she feels Open Carry is as dumb of a tactical idea as I do.

Cons are she has a cat.

Run, IMO.

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