Politics Drunk Thread 2012
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yeah that was a horrible idea
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I' making the drunk thread my blog tonight, because I'm drunk and it sdeems like a good idea.
I got completely hammered last night and I have no idea how. I didn't even finish a 6 pack, but I barely managed to stumble to bed. One of the last things I remember doing was killing a chat session when I realized I had mistyped so badly that it read like an endorsement of Ayn Rand. Literally.
I first woke up today around 9:30 with a brutal headache. Slammed a few ibuprofen and slept for another hour and a half. Woke up again with the same headache. Slammed some more ibuprofen, stumbled around a bit and realized how brutally hungover I was. That vague "I'm not really existing in the real world right now" sort of hung over.
Took stock of the envorinment and discovered the remainder of the last beer spilled on the night stand and the bedside lamp shade bent all to ****. Other than that, things seemed ok. Checked the internet history and didn't find anything embarassing beyond wht I already remembered.
So wtf happened? Last nights beer was one I had never had before. I bought it because it was on sale. Did I unknowingly buy rocket fuel? I checked the ABV and no, it's only 5.5%.
Diet? No answer there either. I ate a light dinner, but that doesn't come close to explaining how wrecked I was.
About 2 hours into the day my "crazy" friend called. You know that one guy who always deos the ****ed up **** and constantly pesters you with stories aboiut his ****ed up life? Yeah, him. He called me.
For the first time in 20 years, he didn't sound like my crazy friend. He sounded genuinely crazy. Like starting a cult and community gardening and hiring Colombian drug dealers to kill his ex-girlfriend crazy. The kind of crazy where you know that 90% of what is being said is completely delusional. I had to deal with that with a hangover that made me question whether or not I was even awake.
Th erest of the day was pretty uneventful, but I cooked up some szechuan beef and broccoli earlier and the smell won't go away. My world is permeated with a beefy szechuan odor.
THank you, and god bless.
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Jesus no. I need a vagina that leaves when I'm done with it and doesn't charge a fee.
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you need a different drug imo
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am I the only one itt that can't take pills without the drink in a cup? drinking through a straw, nope, my god I'm choking, gonna die. drinking out of a bottle, FML I'm choking, gonna die. anyone else get that?
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on the subject of drugs, I gonna take a percocet and smoke dis half a joint imo
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watching trainspotting aorn, never seen it before
borrowed it from a friend imo
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he **** out his drugs
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found em
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this movie's pretty goot, but there's some parts that aren't very realistic imo
like when they shoot their fix, they fall backwards like everytime and lay down. typically people fall and lean forward. This is known as the "heroin nod" or possibly "nodding off".
and when McGreager's character ODs and he gets medical attention, the nurse slapps his face trying to get him to wake up. this is terribly unrealistic. people OD because they quit breathing, so whenever someone ODs and they need medical attention, they need to be getting constant mouth to mouth until they get narcan and they can start breathing again on their own.
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