From now on, I grill with nothing but pecan wood. It's free, and it tastes great, and it's less filling. My 5 year old helped me gather some up, and he said, "Daddy, are we eating this?"
While we're on the subject:
This is my Drunk Thread. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
My drunk thread is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.
My drunk thread, without me, is useless. Without my drunk thread, I am useless.