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05-03-2017 , 12:00 PM
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Originally Posted by kerowo
What in Colbert's background makes you think he intended this statement as a homophobic slur?
Nobody is saying anything about his intentions.
05-03-2017 , 12:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Noodle Wazlib
It's just odd how furious you get about Kissinger's war crimes, and here you're getting more upset about a blowjob joke than learning that our wanna-be dictator considers bombing brown people little more than entertainment.
nice deflection, the fact that we're pointing out you're apologizing for homophobia doesn't mean we think it's the worst thing in the world or that we're irrationally upset by it.
05-03-2017 , 12:16 PM
pvn's a pro when it comes to starting **** in LC threads
05-03-2017 , 12:24 PM
Sucking someone's dick shows that you are subservient to them regardless of gender. If Trump was a woman, the joke would have made the same amount of sense.
05-03-2017 , 12:35 PM
If anything the "problem" with the joke is that it teaches that sucking dick is a bad thing, which is anti-progressive and more damaging to straight men than anyone else.
05-03-2017 , 12:49 PM
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Originally Posted by pvn
Nobody is saying anything about his intentions.
Eh, even give him that.

There is a way to make a homophobic sounding joke without being homophobic, but it has to be ironic or something.

Colbert intended that joke as a straightforward claim that Trump is Putin's *****, because putting another man's penis in your mouth is a sign of weakness.

Just because he's not personally homophobic or whatever, set aside his character, the joke is not complicated, it's not complex, it's just calling someone you don't like a ******.
05-03-2017 , 12:49 PM
I'm gonna go with hands-free phallic massager as a politically correct alternative.

It is gender/sexual orientation neutral and does not directly reference the object used to perform the act or what the act is being performed on. Somebody could be massaging a cucumber with their feet for all we know.

05-03-2017 , 12:51 PM
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Originally Posted by .Alex.
Sucking someone's dick shows that you are subservient to them regardless of gender. If Trump was a woman, the joke would have made the same amount of sense.
It would've made the same amount of sense but it wouldn't work as a joke, the homophobia is where the humor comes from. A woman who likes a man has sex with that man, that's "normal". The joke is that Trump is so subservient to Putin he'd do something NOT normal.
05-03-2017 , 12:54 PM
Meh, even if it was homophobic I favor giving Colbert a pass. Trump's not exactly the poster boy for polite discourse, some below the belt insults look good on him.
05-03-2017 , 12:55 PM
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Originally Posted by pvn
Nobody is saying anything about his intentions.
Then the whole conversation is even more masterbatory. If we know what his intent was what is the point of zaproodering the language used? Rational people can disagree wether 'cock holster' is homophobic on it's face, but talking about it in a vacuum seems stupid and just a distraction from the content and how awful Trump is.
05-03-2017 , 12:55 PM
The joke is obv problematic, but like 99% of the criticism of it is completely insincere.
05-03-2017 , 12:58 PM
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Originally Posted by formula72
Microbet, FFS your an adult wasting away your morning talking about the merits of dick sucking with LK.

This is a moment that should offer clarity about where your life is heading.
Now you joined in and made it a circle jerk.

And I guess with me joining in it's become a gang bang.

Last edited by Jbrochu; 05-03-2017 at 01:00 PM. Reason: I call tops
05-03-2017 , 12:59 PM
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Originally Posted by FlyWf
It would've made the same amount of sense but it wouldn't work as a joke, the homophobia is where the humor comes from.
no, the imagery of a literal cock holster is where the humor comes from. Is it like a quick draw holster on the hip where you can get at it quickly or is it a shoulder holster where you have to hold your coat open? Maybe it's an ankle holster that is just there to feel secure but is totally impractical if you need your dick quickly.
05-03-2017 , 01:01 PM
Speaking as a bisexual lurker who does like to suck dick on occasion, I just want to point out the key element that always gets missed when these type of issues flare up, which is that what gives the joke/insult/risque comment its power is the simple fact that you're levelling an accusation at the joke's recipient which they are particularly disinclined to hear because it represents an affront to their self-image. You're not saying 'lol you're gay and it's funny because it's a bad thing to be gay'; the comedy resides in the incongruity of the situation and in the extent to which you know hearing that jars with the person's self-perception.
05-03-2017 , 01:04 PM
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Originally Posted by kerowo
Then the whole conversation is even more masterbatory. If we know what his intent was what is the point of zaproodering the language used?.

Holy cow. You realize that other people pay attention to things and learn what is and isn't polite based on what's on tv and how people react to it, right? This isn't happening in a vacuum.
05-03-2017 , 01:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Trolly McTrollson
The joke is obv problematic, but like 99% of the criticism of it is completely insincere.
Yeah, which is why we should be attacking the insincerity instead of making weird(and often problematic themselves) defenses of it
05-03-2017 , 01:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Trolly McTrollson
The joke is obv problematic, but like 99% of the criticism of it is completely insincere.


Right, but the turd patrol here in this thread can't get past the level-zero thinking of "hurr durr GOP is faking outrage ergo the thigh must be good"
05-03-2017 , 01:06 PM
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Originally Posted by pvn
Holy cow. You realize that other people pay attention to things and learn what is and isn't polite based on what's on tv and how people react to it, right? This isn't happening in a vacuum.
Don't hurt your hands clutching those pearls, the language used in Colbert's bit is the least important or interesting part of it.
05-03-2017 , 01:12 PM
How do you people live with yourselves?
05-03-2017 , 01:12 PM
The context of the joke was a clip of Trump telling Face the Nation's host that he called the show "Deface the Nation" and CBS is "fake news." It was a joke about Trump being full of ****, and subservient to Putin. Instead of saying Trump's mouth is only good as Putin's cock-holster, he could have said only good for kissing Putin's ass, the same purpose without homophobic accusations, but the cock-holster joke is funnier because of the unexpected imagery not because it's inherently homophobic
05-03-2017 , 01:22 PM
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Originally Posted by pvn
Right, but the turd patrol here in this thread can't get past the level-zero thinking of "hurr durr GOP is faking outrage ergo the thigh must be good"
It's like Barack Obama taking sacks of cash to speak to corporate oligarchs which is obviously bad but which we can't really all outwardly agree on because of the perception it gives too too many right wing ******s ammo to concern troll everyone.

We should all put on our next-level thinking caps then and agree the real damage here is the concern trolling, which is deployed for just this very thing, to cause this sort of irritation and disarray and erode norms. The concern troll tactic is like the semi-bluff, it gives the practitioner two ways to win: either you're annoyed and derailed by them, which is one way. The other more subtle way is that people reflexively end up arguing against the virtues they likely believe in because the world's worst people will weaponize the insincerity to bludgeon them with it.
05-03-2017 , 01:27 PM
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Originally Posted by .Alex.
Sucking someone's dick shows that you are subservient to them regardless of gender. If Trump was a woman, the joke would have made the same amount of sense.
Is eating pussy subservient behavior?
05-03-2017 , 01:53 PM
I know how I can derail this blowjob conversation:



*ducks*
05-03-2017 , 01:58 PM
Wow is that tweet dumb.
05-03-2017 , 02:12 PM
They obviously are already in the Orient and don't need to take the train there.

      
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