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Rush Limbaugh Is Trying To Kill My Dad! Rush Limbaugh Is Trying To Kill My Dad!

09-07-2017 , 02:57 PM
Rush link
Rush's hurricane survival guide: stop buying water and don't listen to the news.

So, apparently, Hurricane Irma is a liberal conspiracy. See, climatologists and the fake news media are playing up the potential danger of the hurricane in order to push their wacky "climate change is real" agenda.

My parents live in Amelia Island, Florida, on the north coast of the state, just below Savannah. Note the "island" part.

My Mom is battening down the hatches and planning on fleeing north to a friend's house in inland Georgia. However, the roads north are already almost at a standstill. But she's going. My sister and her family, who live in coastal SC, might also be packing up and going.

My Dad, however, is staying. If Rush says there's really no danger and he shouldn't bother stocking up on bottled water, by God, that's what he's going to do.

When you have a choice between believing scientists, the news, and ****ING RADAR MAPS - or Rush Limbaugh - it's obvious, no?

So my Dad is staying...and will be happily watching the US Open on TV while Irma safely and delicately passes overhead.

****

My question is...when my Dad's bloated, drowned body finally surfaces in a few days, can I sue Rush Limbaugh?
09-07-2017 , 03:05 PM
Geez, that sucks. Hope he makes it through the storm okay.
09-07-2017 , 03:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Dominic

My question is...when my Dad's bloated, drowned body finally surfaces in a few days, can I sue Rush Limbaugh?
You may not get the chance, Rush lives in FL. Also, your non-brainwashed mom would be the next of kin.
09-07-2017 , 03:15 PM
sorry for your loss but Rush is doing the right thing euthanizing his most ardent fans
09-07-2017 , 03:18 PM
I hate rush with a passion, but what did we do before poland spring and deer park etc supplied our water?
09-07-2017 , 03:24 PM
most likely he'll be fine and for him more lol scientists for making a deal over nothing, rush is nostradamus.
09-07-2017 , 03:26 PM
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Originally Posted by wheatrich
most likely he'll be fine and for him more lol scientists for making a deal over nothing, rush is nostradamus.
It's one of the classics of the Right Wing Canon: if things are OK or turn out OK for rich white men then surely your complaints, concerns and anxieties have no merit.
09-07-2017 , 03:28 PM
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Originally Posted by ScreaminAsian
sorry for your loss but Rush is doing the right thing euthanizing his most ardent fans
Wtf
09-07-2017 , 03:29 PM
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Originally Posted by MyrnaFTW
I hate rush with a passion, but what did we do before poland spring and deer park etc supplied our water?
we just died. water borne diseases were a leading cause of death.
09-07-2017 , 03:45 PM
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Originally Posted by fatkid
Wtf
If ScreaminAsian was the candidate of cruelty
09-07-2017 , 03:45 PM
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Originally Posted by iron81
You may not get the chance, Rush lives in FL.
For some reason I bet Rush will be on a plane the hell out of there tomorrow.
09-07-2017 , 03:54 PM
Dude tell your dad to get the **** out.

09-07-2017 , 04:23 PM
Hire people to abduct him and take him to where you're going.

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09-07-2017 , 06:32 PM
Just talked to my Dad and he said that 99% of the hurricane models on TV are incorrect. And that's all about the news media trying to get the silly idea of climate change being real across to the sheeple.

When I ask him who is telling him this is yelled something about the year 1900 and that I'm a ****ing liberal.

So, as you can imagine, I don't talk to him very much these days.

My Mom said she thinks he'll come with her in the morning, but who knows?
09-07-2017 , 06:36 PM
09-07-2017 , 06:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Dominic
Just talked to my Dad and he said that 99% of the hurricane models on TV are incorrect. And that's all about the news media trying to get the silly idea of climate change being real across to the sheeple.

When I ask him who is telling him this is yelled something about the year 1900 and that I'm a ****ing liberal.

So, as you can imagine, I don't talk to him very much these days.

My Mom said she thinks he'll come with her in the morning, but who knows?
you know if he goes he'll say it was for some completely non-hurricane reason
09-07-2017 , 06:58 PM
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Originally Posted by iron81
You may not get the chance, Rush lives in FL.
you appear to be laboring under the delusion that people like rush aren't massive hypocrites
09-07-2017 , 07:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Dominic
When I ask him who is telling him this is yelled something about the year 1900
That's an interesting choice of years. I've read a couple books on how practical applications of science were integrated into regular life. One covered the conversion of medicine to science based. Another was about meteorology.

The original national weather service didn't have much use for science. They preferred not to make negative predictions. In 1900 there was a hurricane in the Gulf. It hit Cuba. The scientists there predicted it was heading to Texas. The US national weather service rejected the predictions entirely on the basis that Cubans were not white and therefore genetically incapable of science.

The hurricane hit Galveston, TX and killed at least 6000 people. They were not warned or prepared.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1900_Galveston_hurricane

At the time Galveston was the largest city along the Texas coast. After the storm Houston became the largest.

https://www.amazon.com/Isaacs-Storm-.../dp/0375708278
09-07-2017 , 07:47 PM
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Originally Posted by MyrnaFTW
I hate rush with a passion, but what did we do before poland spring and deer park etc supplied our water?
People would fill their bathtubs with cold water in case the plumbing went out.

Dominic, I would seriously tell your Dad to do this if he is staying. As a precaution just in case the scientists and liberals got it right this one time. He might want to clean the bathtub first...
09-07-2017 , 08:15 PM
Best of luck to your Dad, Dom.
09-07-2017 , 08:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Dominic
Just talked to my Dad and he said that 99% of the hurricane models on TV are incorrect. And that's all about the news media trying to get the silly idea of climate change being real across to the sheeple.

When I ask him who is telling him this is yelled something about the year 1900 and that I'm a ****ing liberal.

So, as you can imagine, I don't talk to him very much these days.

My Mom said she thinks he'll come with her in the morning, but who knows?
Let's say your dad stays, the hurricane models are correct, his house gets destroyed and he spends a few days in hospital banged up. What would he say? Would he admit he was incorrect?

Hope he gets out btw.
09-07-2017 , 08:27 PM
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Originally Posted by PartyGirlUK
Let's say your dad stays, the hurricane models are correct, his house gets destroyed and he spends a few days in hospital banged up. What would he say? Would he admit he was incorrect?

Hope he gets out btw.
Rush will blame it on liberal enacted DAARPA and his viewers would get on board.

Not speaking for Domic's dad though. Mine definitely will.
09-07-2017 , 08:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Dominic
Just talked to my Dad and he said that 99% of the hurricane models on TV are incorrect. And that's all about the news media trying to get the silly idea of climate change being real across to the sheeple.

When I ask him who is telling him this is yelled something about the year 1900 and that I'm a ****ing liberal.

So, as you can imagine, I don't talk to him very much these days.

My Mom said she thinks he'll come with her in the morning, but who knows?
I cared a lot for my dad, but he was like this about some things. If he said it, I'd just say, "Alright, well, stay as safe as you can!" There was no talking him out of it.
09-07-2017 , 08:29 PM
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Originally Posted by iron81
You may not get the chance, Rush lives in FL. Also, your non-brainwashed mom would be the next of kin.
Is Rush in the path? Is Rush riding it out? I hope so.
09-07-2017 , 08:39 PM
I know it's your Dad and I really do hope he stays safe, but he's a dumbass. Your Mom is probably awesome and the most patient person ever. Buy her a bigger present this Christmas and get your Dad a ****ty tie or maybe some of that Super Male Vitality from InfoWars

      
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