Inauguration Sweat Thread - including BONUS "what will he say" contest!!!

[Wynton]

All you haters are just pissed you're not going to any of the D.C. balls tonight.

[pvn]

Originally Posted by DVaut1

Covered this earlier in the thread. Bill Gates is in a bunker somewhere with his army of child heroin zombies.

fyp

[Halfpoint]

this poem sucks

[NeBlis]

Originally Posted by sightless

pretty underwhelming speech imo

speach was very good IMO.


rhetoric was puke worthy

[iraise44]

Originally Posted by Wynton

All you haters are just pissed you're not going to any of the D.C. balls tonight.

ORLY? I would rather watch paint dry

[vin17]

no one answered my question. was there a teleprompter in front of him? I'm genuinely curious.

[EvilSteve]

i predict a substantial increase of nationally televised poetry readings under an obama administration. happy times for english professors

[disjunction]

Originally Posted by Halfpoint

No Bill Parcells becomes leader if something happens in DC

LOL Belichick Secretary of Defense obv.

TO for U.N. ambassador

[T50_Omaha8]

After the first few minutes of finger pointing and convincing us we must blindly trust in government, I was glad to hear the last ten minutes was just meaningless rambling.

[iraise44]

WTF is this stupid lady talking about?

[JackWhite]

Obama speech should have been the final event, imo. We don't need any more poems, songs, or invocations. Anti-climatic.

[Max Raker]

This lady is going for the record for most words used with least information conveyed

[Wynton]

Originally Posted by iraise44

ORLY? I would rather watch paint dry

You're just pissed you never took ballroom dance classes.

[Atheism]

What a ****ing waste of tax money.

[dmisfh1]

im a cynic, but im willing to give him a chance.

the best i can hope for is what his speech resembled: a mixture between socialism and capitalism (i dont even know what type of concoction that would turn out to be, but it would probably be better than what i think will be the ultimate outcome: the beginnings of unbridled, unforgiving "done for your benefit" socialism.)