The champion, hailing from, well, I think somewhere in America...
Barack Hussein Obama!
History of his first term:
The challenger, from Michigan, Massachusetts, California, Aspen and god knows where else, probably Utah...Willard Mittens Romney.
You know the story. He made an assload of money firing people, then was a moderate governor who enacted a healthcare law identical to Obamacare. He is running to repeal Obamacare.
Both candidates will continue bankrupting the country. Both candidates will do little to nothing to protect civil liberties. Both candidates will probably keep us at war for the duration of the next four years.
I for one am very excited for what the media will undoubtedly label 'the most important election of our lifetimes.'
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!