Is there something in the air making women horny? or is it just my exceptional good looks and sense of humor.
St. Patty's day a girl I know from HS tries to make out with me while my wife is standing about 5 feet away.... when I don't "recipricate" the open mouth kiss, she proceeds to lick my ear and neck. JFC she knows I'm married and even knows my wife.
Later that night, the wife and I go to my friend's property (4 houses, his whole family lives there), his niece is there with a bunch of her friends... early 20's. This smoking asian is there, I had met her several times prior. She is sitting on a pool table in these tight little short shorts, sees me and says "hey pokerbobo, come here" as she spreads her legs wide open. Filthy thoughts race thru my mind and out of the corner of my eye I see my wife turning the corner at the bottom of the stairs. Crisis averted.
A week later is my kid's spring break and I am on a cruise with the family. Two women are traveling without their husbands, but with their kids (same ages as my kids)we meet in Jamaica... all of us are on the same excursion climbing Dunn's Falls and then head to a beach. The kids play together and the 3 women and myself drank on the beach. When the wife and I get to the stateroom back on the boat the wife says "Those two women wanted you so bad... they were looking at you like a piece of meat". I didn't even notice tbh, too many Red Stripes maybe.
A week later I go out to have a few drinks with my friend for his birthday.... we are sitting there when a good looking blonde comes up and says to my friend "I just wanted to come over and meet you.... I'd like to introduce you to my sister in law" LOL. (my friend is a bit dejected as the blonde was just what he likes 105-110 lbs, and the sister in law was meh) The petite blonde hangs around with us for a bit talking mostly with me. I let her know I have been married for 13 years, she said she was also married. I jokingly said something like "if we ever cheat on our spouses we should do it together cuz we know we would keep our mouths shut about it".... her eyes lit up and she smiled like she was ready for my to pin her up against the wall in the bathroom stall.
I guess the common denomonator here is alcohol... but WTF? I can't leave the house without be objectified by women. 42 years old and pokerbobo is still in demand.
Two Plus Two
Linear Mode
