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04-03-2017 , 03:04 PM
Lol dude the whole point is that getting around detection is an infraction. If they really want to catch you they could look at your bandwidth usage and wonder how you rack that up w/o ever visiting any site but one (the proxy/VPN). Odds are pretty good they wouldn't do that. But you never know. More likely they'd find the VPN software on your computer - either through a network scan or because you get it serviced or something.
04-03-2017 , 03:11 PM
Wireless card if you're on an individual unit.
04-03-2017 , 03:13 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by HastenDan
Why not quit if the company is so dumb as to have an open neo-nazi employee for so long and a boss who is clearly a moron?
Classic leftist response.

Oh, wait.
04-03-2017 , 03:15 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by suzzer99
As always, the real crime is pointing out racism. Glad you laid it on the line for your boss.
I'm still not allowed to refer to him as a Nazi in the future. I said fine, as long as he doesn't wear hate symbols to work. Such an absurd conversation.
04-03-2017 , 03:50 PM
Call him a National Socialist to test the waters.

If your boss isn't smart enough to realize SS symbols you can still call him a Nazi.
04-03-2017 , 04:01 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DudeImBetter
Any alternatives to get around detection?
iPad with a cellphone card. Any IT department worth it's salt is going to see what your doing if you want to play on your work machine and hide the next work connection via a proxy or VPN.
04-03-2017 , 04:08 PM
Cool, now killing black people might become a video game* - http://www.reuters.com/article/us-co...-idUSKBN1722SO

Let's make the police a branch of the military while we're at it. What can go wrong? "I served in Baltimore. No major wounds thank god, just carpal tunnel from killing mobs of economic terrorists!"

*Though on the bright side, maybe a cop doing their policing from a computer screen in HQ won't have as much reason to be terrified of someone's waistband, and therefore won't be as trigger-happy.
04-03-2017 , 04:21 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by longmissedblind
Mudslides in Columbia killed over 250 so far, but it just doesn't have that bomby terroristy feel to the story
This post is so edgy it has made me declare war on mudslides.
04-03-2017 , 04:22 PM
Damn right.
04-03-2017 , 04:23 PM
Now and forever dirty cops are dirtbags

https://www.thenation.com/article/po...s-by-accident/

Cliffs: Political activist is arrested for filming cops, he says his equipment captures the cops doing illegal sh*t but before he can pull it all off this electronics the cops rearrest him, confiscate his stuff, but his cell phone is locked. He gets a notification that someone's trying to hack his phone while the police have it and don't have a warrant for it. He sends an email to Internal Affairs that he has evidence that the police are violating his 4th amendment rights. Charges are dropped, he gets all his equipment back but it's all been mysteriously erased except for his locked phone. The audio on his phone have the cops celebrating that they busted him, saying he was 20 feet away and not bothering them, and has them trying to brainstorm ways to find a felony to charge him with.
04-03-2017 , 04:44 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MrWookie
Oh right, the true liberal solution is to take on a massive risk of financial hardship rather than call a Nazi a Nazi.
What? Coworker is a nazi wearing SS **** to work and not only does the dumbass boss not seem to care, but he had the ass backwards response of scolding jmakin. That seems like a pretty messed up work situation, so I asked jmakin why wouldn't he quit, and jmakin even said he considered quitting and kind of tried! Strange post, but I guess that is Hasten derangement syndrome for you.
04-03-2017 , 05:23 PM
Just ban Dan already.
04-03-2017 , 05:48 PM
Dan is generally pretty deplorable but I gotta say his question was fair. Not sure what jmakin does for a living, but not many good jobs involve Nazi co-workers. Maybe lineman for Miami Dolphins or senior Whitehouse official.
04-03-2017 , 05:58 PM
Dan just exists to troll liberals and not have honest conversations. When you ask a guy why he doesn't quit a job because of a Nazi coworker it is pretty much victim blaming.
04-03-2017 , 06:02 PM
And it deflects from the main conversation. Who else used to always immediately deflect... slips my mind?
04-03-2017 , 06:30 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by jmakin
I'm still not allowed to refer to him as a Nazi in the future. I said fine, as long as he doesn't wear hate symbols to work. Such an absurd conversation.
Greet him with a hearty heil-lo every morning.
04-03-2017 , 08:47 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by simplicitus
Dan is generally pretty deplorable but I gotta say his question was fair. Not sure what jmakin does for a living, but not many good jobs involve Nazi co-workers. Maybe lineman for Miami Dolphins or senior Whitehouse official.
Lozl jmakin has been talking about Gorka this entire time.
04-03-2017 , 09:10 PM
Hey, I'm going to be in Vegas for a week or so starting this Wednesday if any of you politards wanna hang. Slide in my PMs, thanks.
04-04-2017 , 08:07 AM
Don't play poker on your work computer, Jesus Christ.
04-04-2017 , 11:34 AM
04-04-2017 , 11:41 AM
You're not supposed to be happy when you post those Dan, stay in character for Pete's sake...
04-04-2017 , 12:39 PM
My neck of the woods has local elections today. I'm about to vote straight ticket D in partisan races and the guys who have signs at my corner bar in the non-partisan village races. I have no idea who any of these people are, but I have a new respect for low info voters.
04-04-2017 , 12:50 PM
i voted for a guy because he handed me breakfast at a station on my morning commute once
04-04-2017 , 01:33 PM
In city council elections in my small city, it's all at large, so I have to vote for eight. I vote for the three or so I know and like, and then randomly divide my remaining votes among the ones I've never heard of, so as to vote against the five or so I know and dislike.

Then, at the end, I try to convince myself that my system is sound from a game theoretic standpoint. Then all the people I like lose and all the people I hate win, anyway.
04-04-2017 , 02:38 PM
Do you even local paper bro's?

      
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