Uh, this **** happened several days ago. You can't just get ****ing Sarin gas out of the depot, load up a plane, and fly back without anyone noticing. If that is what had happened, Assad would be parading the unmasked foreign traitors down main street for a show trial. If he can't figure out who they are, he'd say exactly your story! He has access to state run media, he could say "I learned of this tragedy with all of you and I pledge to find the people responsible".
Instead, this,
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The government of Mr. Assad, who renounced chemical weapons nearly four years ago after a large chemical attack that American intelligence agencies concluded was carried out by his forces, denied that his military had been responsible, as he has done every time chemical munitions have been used in Syria.
A statement from the Syrian military accused insurgents of responsibility and said they had accused the army of using toxic weapons “every time they fail to achieve the goals of their sponsors.”
We're not taking America's version of the story at face value. We're critically evaluating all possible options, and "Assad gassed his people, again, because he's a ****ing monster" is the only explanation that is supported by the facts. Your version makes no ****ing sense! Hope this helps you get called crazy less often in the days and weeks to come.
So here's how crazy you are: you're running crazier fan fiction PR for a dictator than the people who are actually on that guy's payroll. Good work, dude, definitely keep patronizing us from that soapbox