Re: January-March *Angry and Bitter People* Chatter Thread
Got home from Fiesta Bowl... Haven't been in town in couple weeks and friend and I are playing video games on the couch. My bracelet winning roommate who hasn't seen me in 3 weeks comes downstairs and says:
Roommate: I'm having trouble handicapping the Cleveland/Seattle game...
...???
Spoiler:
Tomato: You're still betting Lingerie Football League? I don't remember anything, but those 2 teams sound bad.
R: Yeah Cleveland is real bad, and both of their defensive ends are out...
(my friend and I find the fact that he knows this bit of information the funniest thing in the world and start laughing)
It should be a blowout, but the line is already 14.5 points. I had it at 12.5 or 13 without all the injuries, but Seattle's quarterback has some issues and I have no idea why they have a 125 pound running back.
T: Just don't bet it... What's the total? That markets got to be just as soft.
R: Yeah I was already planning on betting over.
T: Well, you mine as well see if they'll give you over/-14.5?
R: Dude, there's no way they're gunna give me fav and total. They already giving me heat for betting the stupid 500 limit, asking if I'm staying at the hotel and etc.
T: They've given XXXXXXX worse stuff... mine as well ask. Are you winning? Forget that, are you beating close?
R: I AM CLOSE!
R: Do you think I should look into practice rules and stuff? I found out that the players don't get paid and don't even get much health insurance either.
T: Wait!? Tickets were $50+ in Vegas and the girls don't get paid? Injustice!
R: I don't think they're that high, tickets in Tampa were around $20.
T: Naw, man I looked cause we were going to go to a game, remember?... it was definitely $70 or something.
R: Oh yeah, I guess it must be by area + LV team has been good.
R: Yeah, that's why Toronto's team is real bad. Some of their players met and decided to quit because of no pay and no health... Do you think XXXXXXX could get me line history somehow?
R: Oh, how was your trip?
T: Aite, yours?
Last edited by ProfessorBen; 01-05-2012 at 03:02 AM.