yuri knows more about herpes than the 20% of the people itt who has it tbh

he is a good dude afaik

i got tested last year, did not have the cotton swab dick swizzel stick, faded the 80/20

well it's called in dutch a "spiraaltje" and it's some thing that shuts off the uterius I think and she can't get pregnant. Thing is amazing, because you can just fill her up without a condom and not having to worry about big tummies.

First time I had a girl that had that I was goinig down on her and ****ing her and she can like retract it a little or loosen up and you can feel like a lil thing (nothing much really) but f man I thought she had like a little twig in her pussy and I didn't dare to ask if it was a twig or wtf that was so I tried to get it out but obv it being stuck there you can't get it out so that kept me bussy couple days before I realised it was the spiral thing and I asked her if that thing I felt was that thing and she said yes yes.

One more girl I don't talk to anymore was alergic to condoms plastic stuff so she had one aswell haha stuff is just awesome, but not sure how it works (couldn't care) and don't know the nameo fit. Also I hate condoms, but I only have sex without with my close girl friends + get yourself tested for shizzle

Also I'm drunk and I never drink anymore for fitness and cutting because I had exam yesterday and aced it obvious then evening we go out for dinner bottles wines and then 5 mojito's and 1 long island icetea and that wasn't that big of an issue, but I drink a ****load of water yet I feel my body is poisoined. **** makes me wake up at 6am (6.44am now) and f hot warm attacks and stuff. Thought about going to the gym this morning but f that


also barnes you are cool

just get her to use pills period.

I had a GF who was allergic to latex. Non-latex condoms are way, way better than the standard ones. They stretch much more when you spew so it doesn't feel like you're trying to squeeze a golfball through a hosepipe. They're expensive in comparison, but who can put a price on a good orgasm in a safe environment?

Lol outstanding, have you ever thought about teaching sex education Nathan?

I'm at the moment teaching my girlfriend what sex is about, because I'm her 2nd boyfriend and the first one didn't know what a **** was for so that's fun. Most of the time I have older women and this one is younger so we will see what happens (she's turning 23 9th feb and I'm turning 25 18th feb).

@thatssosick yeah the pill is standard here, but the spiral thing is way more convenient for a girl, because the doctor can put it in easily and I think she menstruate almost not anymore. Atleast the one that I had didn't menstruate which is a bless aswell.

@Andy she should get a spiral thing. Now you have to pay for sex -_-'

Nah she's long gone, mate. Now I have a fiance, so all I have to do is watch her take her pill every night before bed. She wants kids less than I do, and is also massively OCD, so there's very little chance of a surprise occurring.

Ah grats and I hope she changes her mind eventually

This thread never fails to entertain. sexperts itt

PS IUD (intrauterine device) is prob what you kids are talking about?

I think I'm becoming obese from eating so much p**** ayoooo

what a hero that's the twig I was looking for

Finally watched the weekend NFL action ergo I can read 2p2 again.

Am I crazy for thinking the Swedish Dragon Tattoo (#1 of the 3 part series) was better than the Fincher one?

I thought so as well, but I haven't read the books and when I watched it I had no idea of the back story or trilogy. I was told by fans of the series that the Fincher version followed the books a little bit more closely and because it's clear that there is going to be a sequel the change of ending didn't both them.

I thought the swedish version had better casting and I preferred the ending, but again I haven't read the books or seen the rest of the movies.

Anyone else playing on draft day?

It's nice to be able to deposit/withdrawal so easily on something for a change.

Semi-thin margins, but there's enough fish in the DON's and tournies.

Started out only playing NFL, got into NBA a bit, and just do the NHL freerolls for now.

Haven't read the books either. Watched all 3 Swedish movies+ the Fincher one. Swedish #2 was crap, #3 was ok, #1 was pretty good.

Stuff I thought was better in Swedish version:

pretty much agree with all of the spoiler. I guess I just thought the swedish version made for a better 1 time thriller movie and seemed better cast for the roles based on me going in with a blank slate. The Fincher version might end up setting up a better trilogy, but again I don't know simply because I haven't read the books or watched the other movies.

When I heard they were remaking it with English my first thought as "Why?". I thought it didn't really need to be remade and I think having all of the characters speak english with accents feels much less authentic than having actual swedish actors. I will say that I thought the sound/soundtrack and editing was better with the fincher version, but that is probably what he does best so it's to be expected.

i always find the originals better than remakes. swedish version was miles better imo. same goes with the original HK movie Infernal Affairs which was remade into The Departed.

INFERNAL AFFAIRS WOW. that **** brings back memories.

yeah it was the nuts back then.

Defenetly Departed > Infernal Affairs for me.

Jack Nicholson/Leonardo di caprio/Matt Damon/Mark Wahlberg/Alec Baldwin... > random guys

Never seen Infernal Affairs/didn't know Departed was a remake.

Sky is falling.

I think they are =. In fact, Departed is probably better but I subconciously discount it because I knew the plot already.

Even more amusing, Party thread is on like post #4 haha. and fwiw I was a long-time FTP reg.

rofl, needs more love

Mal's posts never get enough love

I think that's crazy. Fincher one was much truer to the book. But the Swedish one is still a good film.

Now, if you think the swedish films #2 and #3 are good, you are def crazy, because they ****ing blow.

Like I said I never read the books. Swedish #2 was lolbad and #3 was okish...possibly because it was so much better than #2.
#1 was the only really good one.

I dunno how true #2 and #3 were to the books but when I first saw Swedish #2 I was like...lolwtfisthis**** and assumed it was just the typical #2 book after #1 was a bestseller deal.
I have since read the wiki page and found out that all 3 (and manuscripts for 4 and 5) were released after the author died so my theory was as bad as it could have been

Also disclaimer: I am a huge Fincher fan so maybe my expectations were too high or something. The Game was the first one I saw and eventhough it's a bit silly in retrospect I really enjoyed it when I watched it the first time. Se7en, Fight Club etc. are obviously legendary level good. I think Se7en and silence of the Lambs #1 (+maybe Memento and Mulholland Drive if you want to count that) are my top 2 modern age thrillers of all time.

I would certainly be interested in thriller/crime post 1990 top 10 lists. Those (+ animated stuff) are the only movies I watch these days.