2010 ftp regs:
I want to run like arnz except for when getting a sweat HU
I want to play like czglory in MTTs. I'll settle for 1 win and 3 FTs/month
I want to play 1/2 like shpanko and 2/4 like???? All the 2/4 regs play 1/2 ya?
I want to be under the radar like clowntable. I would pay good money to find out who he is.
I want Scott Fishcman to play more 1/2 and 2/4. That's the only time I play that high. Also when Chip Jett or Jim McManus play PLO, I know its my time to play PLO, even though I'v never played PLO.
I want to send my FTP related questions to Poker Stars. Stars support usually answers much faster and much clearer. I also want a few more checks to bounce.
The extra $150/check they ship as an opology is a pretty good deal as long as you don't need that check you requested.
I also want the 2010 FTP regs thread to be even cooler than this one:
- More regs posting HH's where they lost a 200bb pot w/ KK to AA. Each time I read these HH's I am so amazed. "Unreal" best decribes it. In fact if that ever happened to me, I would prolly type "unreal" or "lol" in the chat.
- More regs posting a bluff they made that worked out, even though they only bluff/fire two shells w/ air once a month. Next time you get K3o bluff 3 streets and post it here.
- Since I don't bluff much, I only post my hero calls w/ like Q high. Last year I posted the 3 that worked out. Every1 congratulating me itt was worth the 25 that were wrong.
- More grudge matches. Honestly, no "why would you guys play each other, you can find a better edge". Hey, you can hand out canned soup at homeless shelters and stuff, and it is really good that you are a caring person. But when two regs are about to measure their penises for our enjoyment, STFU!
- Games are amazing. ORLY? This aint 10/20. This is like NL100 and NL200.
- Games are dead. ORLY? This aint 2003.
My goals:
I'm gonna start posting HHs where I cbet and villain folded.
Posting more chat transcripts. Those are funny, kinda like farts.
Call any player who wins for less than 6.3bb/100 awful.