banana your sick move up asap

i own wcg rider!!:

Full Tilt Poker $0.10/$0.25 Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 5 players
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moosevuitton (BB): $27.45
Yoinkavich (UTG): $32.25
smilee02 (CO): $76.10
WCGRider (BTN): $25.00
Hero (SB): $25.00
Headwind (): $41.25

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is SB with 9 T A 8
1 fold, smilee02 raises to $0.85, WCGRider raises to $2.90, Hero calls $2.80, 1 fold, smilee02 calls $2.05

Flop: ($8.95) 8 7 6 (3 players)
Hero bets $4.45, smilee02 folds, WCGRider raises to $22.10 all in, Hero calls $17.65 all in

Turn: ($53.15) 4

River: ($53.15) 7

Poker Stars $0.50/$1.00 Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 6 players
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CO: $104.25
Hero (BTN): $725.15
SB: $172.85
BB: $168.25
UTG: $363.60
MP: $51.10

Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is BTN with 9 T Q 8
UTG raises to $3.50, MP calls $3.50, 1 fold, Hero raises to $15, 2 folds, UTG calls $11.50, MP calls $11.50

Flop: ($46.50) 7 J 9 (3 players)
UTG checks, MP checks, Hero bets $43, UTG raises to $173.20, MP folds, Hero raises to $303.40, UTG raises to $348.60 all in, Hero calls $45.20

Turn: ($743.70) 4 (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($743.70) 5 (2 players - 1 is all in)



This villain came to the table playing 93/74 (@ 6-max) and won about $600 getting his money in bad. I then made a pretty unnecessarily loose slightly tilted call-down on him in a 400BB pot.

SO villain with huge stack playing absolutely ridiculously + me stuck = me getting him in a seperate HU match and staying up until 4am talking to him and getting him to stay while he told me he had school the next day so it might have just been some kid on his dad's account or stolen his dads credit card or something LOL!

I only ended up $377 up off him in the end because in the HU match he went 4 BI up (2 from flips, 1 gross suckout and 1 from a silly play I made). I worked him down to $200 when this hand occured: (he left after this when he went busto @ 6-max table)


Poker Stars $0.50/$1.00 Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 2 players
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BB: $207.10
Hero (BTN/SB): $422.20

Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is BTN/SB with 8 6 K T
Hero calls $0.50, BB raises to $3, Hero calls $2

Flop: ($6.00) 9 7 5 (2 players)
BB bets $5.70, Hero raises to $22, BB raises to $71.70, Hero raises to $220.80, BB calls $132.40 all in

Turn: ($414.20) 4 (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($414.20) 3 (2 players - 1 is all in)



I played it bad probably getting it in on the flop but he was doing such crazy **** that I could well have been getting it in here against bare top-two, definitely any set, probably bare NFD. So meh.

Cliffnotes: Hero has good session due to donating 93/74 villain. Could have been much better session if Hero played better. Hero is content.

and again!!

Full Tilt Poker $0.10/$0.25 Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 6 players
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c4s7or (BTN): $24.40
Yoinkavich (SB): $77.45
smilee02 (BB): $58.65
WCGRider (UTG): $28.55
Hero (MP): $29.50
Mowinckle (CO): $59.55

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is MP with T J 7 9
WCGRider raises to $0.85, Hero raises to $1.45, 4 folds, WCGRider raises to $4.70, Hero calls $3.25

Flop: ($9.75) 8 J J (2 players)
WCGRider bets $7, Hero raises to $14, WCGRider requests TIME, WCGRider raises to $23.85 all in, Hero calls $9.85

Turn: ($57.45) Q

River: ($57.45) 7

Second hand of heads up......

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BB: $49.50
Hero (BTN/SB): $50.45

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is BTN/SB with A 5 3 A
Hero raises to $1.50, BB calls $1

Flop: ($3.00) 3 2 8 (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $2.50, BB calls $2.50

Turn: ($8.00) T (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $6.50, BB raises to $27.50, Hero raises to $46.45 all in, BB calls $18 all in

River: ($99.00) K

Final Pot: $99.00
BB shows K T A 4 (two pair, Kings and Tens)
Hero shows A 5 3 A (a pair of Aces)
BB wins $98.50
(Rake: $0.50)

Jesus ****ing christ, enough is enough already: 45k+ hands of absolute ****ing bull**** every god damn time I try and move up to 1/2 (fall 07-spring 08 or so) or .5/1 (spring 08-now). I think of the 20 biggest pots I've played at 1/2 this year, I've won 2 or 3; I should have won a hell of a lot more than that just by luck. Pity I don't have a god damn ounce of it. I'm sick and tired of playing .25/.5 because I can't make enough a month to make it worthwhile without killing myself putting in hands. Oh, and then there's that little issue of paying 7-8 pt/BB in rake.

I had to cash out most of what I had online in early April so and drop down to the .25/5 games, which wasn't too big of a deal because I was down 20 BIs over 10-15k hands or so. But, I've never been good about getting in hands and it's really cost me a ton of money and stress over the past three years: before July, if I got in 25k hands in a month, it was a lot. Now I'm actually able to get in a decent amount of hands (50k or so; looking to build on that) due to a prescription for Strattera and it's all for naught. **** POKER. **** POKERSTARS. There's no god damned way I'm not better than 98% of the people I've encountered at these games, but I'm the ****ing one who has to keep playing these meaningless ****ing stakes instead of actually moving up and making some real ****ing money.

****!!!

Somebody shoot me and put me out of my misery.

/rant

lets post some chats, and how about htat top pair hand i called your bluff on.

You're up 27 bets and a bunch of FPPs, what's the problem?

Most players are losing players. You're not.

At least in this sample.

lol i mean i guess you won 1 hand... overall you ended the session down like 87 bucks while i was at the table...which was a total of 58 hands... you want me to post your pto stats?

oh what the heck why not


all im sayin is if i won 3k in 1 night i sure woudlnt be tilting like that at the 25plo tables! id be out gettin drunk boiiiiiiii

You come off as a great person and a big time winner at .10/.25 over a sample of 58 hands. Congrats on your huge success!

hmmm thanks september 2008! the 58 hands are actually HIS stats, not mine. i obviously have more than 58 hands in my database lol. please go back to lurking

btw you obviously were not at the table to see our chat. it was all in good fun. you should sign up at p5s, theyre more on your intelligence level

prolly should have bet turn, but still awesome, im BB iobv.

Big Slick Poker 0.20/0.40, hand converted by the iPoker Converter at Talking-Poker

saw flop | saw showdown

Button ($27.92)
SB SB ($22.90)
BB BB ($36.91)
UTG ($2.99)
UTG+1 UTG+1 ($19.60)
MP ($3.80)
CO-1 CO-1 ($10.00)
CO CO ($23.34)

Preflop: , 1 fold, UTG+1 calls 0.20, 1 fold, CO-1 checks, CO calls 0.20, 1 fold, SB calls 0.10, BB checks.

Flop (1.00) J 8 T
1 fold, BB bets 0.50, UTG+1 calls 0.50, 1 fold, CO calls 0.50.

Turn (2.50) Q
BB checks, UTG+1 checks, CO checks.

River (2.50) 8
BB bets 1.00, UTG+1 raises to 2.00, CO raises to 9.50, BB raises to 33.00, UTG+1 moves all-in for 16.90, CO moves all-in for 13.14

CO shows Q K 5 Q
UTG+1 shows J J K 2
BB shows 9 J K 4

BB wins 78.04 with Straight (Clubs) with King high

I was beating cap .5/1 for 28.5ptBB/100 over a decent sized sample and then I e-mailed Full Tilt to verify myself for my first withdrawal.....

Not running so well with my allins this week. This is at $2/4 and $3/6.

Should have layed down those aces on the flop Pizarro, you know I don't bluff you.

Not sure if I can ever fold it on that board. Plenty of times I'm up against a lone 6.

Kipa accounts for most of it in that graph (at least for today). That guy runs hotter then the sun!

I don't think you bet full pot on that flop 4 ways without a 6 and since you were repping AA preflop, I doubt i'm raising anything worse than A6 myself.

Given my only raising hands on a 662 flop are A6 (two combos), 62 (three combos) and 22 (three combos) against me you probably can fold. Not kipa obviously though.

Yes but if I'm repping AAxx, why wouldn't you just reraise any 6? Why need the boat if I don't have a 6 there plenty of times.

Because you're not repping AA on the flop, you're repping A6. You would never bet full pot without a 6 on that dry flop 4 ways.

weeeeeeeeee just lost heads up to a fishyyy

I thought villain was bluffing...

I was right, or I got super valuetowned..?


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BB: $46.95
Hero (BTN/SB): $63.35

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is BTN/SB with 4 5 Q K
Hero raises to $1.50, BB calls $1

Flop: ($3.00) Q 5 7 (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $2.50, BB calls $2.50

Turn: ($8.00) A (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $7, BB calls $7

River: ($22.00) 3 (2 players)
BB bets $20.50, Hero requests TIME, Hero calls $20.50

Final Pot: $63.00
BB shows J 3 2 A (two pair, Aces and Threes)
Hero mucks 4 5 Q K
BB wins $62.50
(Rake: $0.50)

Valuetowned.

lol at villians flop call, and i think you were right.