So THAAAAAAAAAAATS what it feels like to win one of these... CooL!

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Hero (BB): $40.75
UTG: $24.75
CO: $21.20
BTN: $32.45
SB: $17.15

Pre Flop: Hero is BB with K Q 8 T
UTG calls $0.25, 1 fold, BTN raises to $1.10, 1 fold, Hero calls $0.85, UTG calls $0.85

Flop: ($3.40) Q 4 J (3 players)
Hero checks, UTG checks, BTN bets $3.40, Hero raises to $13.60, UTG folds, BTN raises to $31.35 all in, Hero calls $17.75

Turn: ($66.10) A

River: ($66.10) 6

Final Pot: $66.10
Hero shows Kh Qc 8h Tc (a flush, Ace high)
BTN shows Js 2c 3d Jd (three of a kind, Jacks)
Hero wins $63.10
(Rake: $3.00)

Hold'em jibberish if you ask me, lol

Playing well, running crappy today =/

I was fist-pump calling the flop until I saw his hand lol =/

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CO: $17.35
Hero (BTN): $27.80
SB: $32.00
BB: $48.85
UTG: $25.15
MP: $9.75

Pre Flop: Hero is BTN with 9 4 6 7
UTG calls $0.25, 1 fold, CO calls $0.25, Hero calls $0.25, 1 fold, BB checks

Flop: ($1.10) 4 8 5 (4 players)
BB checks, UTG checks, CO checks, Hero bets $1, BB folds, UTG raises to $4.10, CO folds, Hero raises to $13.40, UTG raises to $24.90 all in, Hero calls $11.50

Turn: ($50.90) 2

River: ($50.90) 6

tweaked game slightly and am doing well again
no more playing tired after work
no more than 4 tables
tighten up slighlty, esp OOP and discount implied odds
make sure their flush doesn't hit 80% of time!

man variance is sooooooooooo nasty, i don't get why i still play this lol.

I'm winning at 0.9 ptbb/100 over my last ~20k hands...... god i suck.

bare A bluff for the backdoor flush. (ship that $5 boyeeeeeee.)

this hand is the most annoying ive had in some while, cleverly decided to call it a session after this, was losing anyway and my HUD wasnt working which pissed me off even more

Poker Stars $0.50/$1.00 Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 4 players
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shazzamar (SB): $36.45
Hero (BB): $165.70
fritzc32 (CO): $325.60
Bimbostix (BTN): $85.50

Pre Flop: Hero is BB with 7 5 A 8
fritzc32 raises to $3.50, 2 folds, Hero raises to $11, fritzc32 calls $7.50

Flop: ($22.50) 9 5 4 (2 players)
Hero bets $20, fritzc32 calls $20

Turn: ($62.50) 6 (2 players)
Hero checks, fritzc32 bets $60, Hero raises to $134.70 all in, fritzc32 calls $74.70

River: ($331.90) 6 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Poker Stars $0.05/$0.10 Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 6 players
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SB: $24.15
BB: $21.85
Hero (UTG): $21.30
MP: $10.00
CO: $3.40
BTN: $14.45

Pre Flop: Hero is UTG with T J Q 7
Hero calls $0.10, 1 fold, CO calls $0.10, BTN raises to $0.55, 2 folds, Hero calls $0.45, CO calls $0.45

Flop: ($1.80) 8 9 4 (3 players)
Hero bets $1.75, CO folds, BTN raises to $6.80, Hero raises to $20.75 all in, BTN calls $7.10 all in

Turn: ($29.60) 7 (2 players - 2 are all in)

River: ($29.60) 9 (2 players - 2 are all in)

UGH hands like this just kill me =/

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BB: $43.30
UTG: $29.15
MP: $4.75
Hero (CO): $28.45
BTN: $41.05
SB: $24.75

Pre Flop: Hero is CO with A 4 4 A
UTG calls $0.25, 1 fold, Hero raises to $1.10, BTN raises to $3.90, 2 folds, UTG calls $3.65, Hero raises to $15.95, 1 fold, UTG calls $12.05

Flop: ($36.15) K 9 8 (2 players)
UTG checks, Hero bets $12.50 all in, UTG calls $12.50

Turn: ($61.15) T

River: ($61.15) 2

i run worse than anybody else, thats all not going to post any hands. thanks god for drugs i can stay sane.

why is that banana? I think its very standard that they call for more than 1/2 their stack and hit top set, but atleast FTP gave yous some hope to win by giving you the flush draw on flop.

I suck so bad

Seat 5: Joshssj4 ($396.3 in chips)
Seat 8: xxxxx149xxx ($200 in chips)

Joshssj4: SB $1
xxxxx149xxx: BB $2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Joshssj4 [10h As 5h 9c]
Joshssj4: Raise $4
xxxxx149xxx: Raise $13
Joshssj4: Call $10
*** FLOP *** [Jc 7h 8d]
xxxxx149xxx: Bet $30
Joshssj4: Raise $120
xxxxx149xxx: Allin $155
Joshssj4: Call $65
*** TURN *** [Jc 7h 8d 7s]
*** RIVER *** [Jc 7h 8d 7s 2d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Joshssj4: shows [10h As 5h 9c] (Straight)
xxxxx149xxx: shows [9h 6h 8s 7d] (Full house)
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $399 Rake $1
xxxxx149xxx: wins $399

lololol yah that's exactly what I was thinking when he turned over his hand.

Just curious suicide, what's your winrate like? It'd be nice to hear that someone is doing more than breaking even.

Rule #1: If someone bets $25 by having to type it in, it's 100% value bet.

omaha is dum beat

** Hand # 2039492596 starting - 2008-06-04 06:44:50
** Six Seaters [Omaha] (1.00|2.00 PL - Cash Game) Real Money

Zebedeeee sitting in seat 1 with $40.00
Risto2 sitting in seat 2 with $167.55
onions147 sitting in seat 3 with $40.00
amexos sitting in seat 4 with $205.50[Dealer]
jokeriver sitting in seat 5 with $388.44
Cigaro-soad sitting in seat 6 with $169.20
jokeriver posted the small blind - $1.00
Cigaro-soad posted the big blind - $2.00

** Dealing cards to Cigaro-soad: Qh, 8h, 8d, Qs
Zebedeeee folded
Risto2 called - $2.00
onions147 called - $2.00
amexos folded
jokeriver raised to $10.00
Cigaro-soad called - $10.00
Risto2 called - $10.00
onions147 called - $10.00

** Dealing the flop: 6h, 8s, Jd
jokeriver checked
Cigaro-soad bet - $40.00
Risto2 called - $40.00
onions147 folded
jokeriver called - $40.00

** Dealing the turn: 3c
jokeriver checked
Cigaro-soad went all-in - $121.20
Risto2 went all-in - $117.55
jokeriver folded

** Dealing the river: 4d
Cigaro-soad shows: Qh, 8h, 8d, Qs
Risto2 shows: 4s, 5d, As, 7s
Risto2 wins $392.10 from the main pot

New buddy. Irish players always seem to be the worst.

Party Poker $600 Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 5 players
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BB: $582.30
UTG: $772.50
CO: $980.30
BTN: $642.00
Hero (SB): $570.00

Pre Flop: Hero is SB with 7 8 6 9
1 fold, CO calls $6, 1 fold, Hero raises to $24, BB calls $18, CO calls $18

Flop: ($72.00) 9 7 5 (3 players)
Hero bets $66, BB calls $66, CO calls $66

Turn: ($270.00) 5 (3 players)
Hero bets $192, BB calls $192, CO raises to $890.30 all in, Hero calls $288 all in, BB folds

River: ($1422.00) 5 (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: $1422.00
CO shows Qc 8c 5h As (four of a kind, Fives)
Hero shows 7s 8h 6c 9c (a straight Five to Nine)
CO wins $0.00
CO wins $1420.00
(Rake: $2.00)

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locked-n-loaded (BB): $4541.00
Tamerlano (UTG): $8991.00
JJA54 (UTG+1): $1835.00
REDS 2627 (MP1): $3240.00
Hero (MP2): $23116.00
ellephant (CO): $10090.00
GucciDaKill (BTN): $9900.00
gr8fone (SB): $9123.00

Pre Flop: Hero is MP2 with A A 4 3
Tamerlano calls $100, 1 fold, REDS 2627 calls $100, Hero raises to $550, 1 fold, GucciDaKill raises to $2000, 1 fold, locked-n-loaded raises to $4541 all in, 2 folds, Hero raises to $15873, GucciDaKill calls $7900 all in

Flop: ($24591.00) J 4 6

Turn: ($24591.00) J

River: ($24591.00) 7





omg look at all the chips i lost!

is this a legit cooler, or am i just a station?

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BTN: $147.15
SB: $446.20
BB: $146.60
UTG: $150.00
Hero (CO): $251.50

Pre Flop: Hero is CO with 9 J 8 J
UTG calls $2, Hero raises to $5.50, 1 fold, SB calls $4.50, BB calls $3.50, UTG calls $3.50

Flop: ($22.00) 6 Q J (4 players)
SB checks, BB checks, UTG checks, Hero bets $14, SB calls $14, BB folds, UTG folds

Turn: ($50.00) 7 (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $34, SB raises to $152, Hero raises to $232 all in, SB calls $80

River: ($514.00) K

Final Pot: $514.00
SB shows 3h 4d Qc Qd (three of a kind, Queens)
Hero shows 9h Jd 8d Jh (three of a kind, Jacks)
SB wins $511.00
(Rake: $3.00)

God damn I'm a PLO donkey when 8 tabling, didnt even realize the straight flush

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BB: $50.00
UTG: $325.80
MP: $100.00
CO: $103.15
Hero (BTN): $100.65
SB: $143.90

Pre Flop: Hero is BTN with T 9 A J
1 fold, MP checks, 1 fold, Hero raises to $4.50, SB calls $4, 2 folds

Flop: ($10.00) Q J T (2 players)
SB checks, Hero checks

Turn: ($10.00) T (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $9, SB calls $9

River: ($28.00) 8 (2 players)
SB bets $29, Hero calls $29

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SB: $100.00
BB: $182.45
Hero (UTG): $100.00
CO: $202.65
BTN: $176.35

Pre Flop: Hero is UTG with 5 K K 9
1 fold, Hero raises to $3, CO calls $3, 1 fold, SB calls $2

Flop: ($9.00) K Q 3 (3 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $9, CO folds, SB raises to $36, Hero raises to $97 all in, SB calls $61 all in

Turn: ($203.00) Q

River: ($203.00) 8

ouch. so rigged

THIS TOOK FOR ****ING EVER TO CHANGE INTO A READABLE FORMAT, but i had a full yacht so i had to!

T6 (eur)$0.25/$0.50 Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 5 players
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Hero (BB): $49.31
foldhold (UTG): $58.59
bardas (CO): $51.09
jatten (BTN): $11.50
joczy (SB): $12.63

Pre Flop: Hero is BB with 7 6 8 8
foldhold raises to $1.75, bardas calls $1.75, 2 folds, Hero raises to $7.25, foldhold calls $5.50, bardas calls $5.50

Flop: ($22.00) 6 8 6 (3 players)
Hero checks, foldhold bets $20.90, bardas folds, Hero raises to $42.06 all in, foldhold calls $21.16

Turn: ($106.12) 6

River: ($106.12) 5





Hand #34980971, Omaha, 6 players
Table: Omaha 443252 (EUR)
FatSnort start position: 4931
foldhold start position: 5859
hAAppyMonkey start position: 7648
bardas start position: 5109
jatten start position: 1150
joczy start position: 1263
hand start time: 6/5/2008 3:11 AM
joczy posts small blind (0.25)
FatSnort posts big blind (0.50)
FatSnort is dealt down [7s 6s 8h 8c]
foldhold raises to (1.75)
bardas calls (1.75)
jatten folds
joczy folds
FatSnort raises to (7.25)
foldhold calls (7.25)
bardas calls (7.25)
flop: [6c 8d 6h]
FatSnort checks
foldhold bets (20.90)
bardas folds
FatSnort raises to (42.06) and is all-in
foldhold calls (42.06)
foldhold is refunded (0)
turn: [6d]
river: [5h]
FatSnort says: "lol i have full quads"
foldhold shows [3c Ac 9c 9s] for a full house, sixes full of nines
FatSnort shows [7s 6s 8h 8c] for four of a kind, sixes
FatSnort wins (103.12)
rake is (3)
FatSnort end position: 10312
foldhold end position: 928
hAAppyMonkey end position: 7648
bardas end position: 4384
jatten end position: 1150
joczy end position: 1238
hand end time: 6/5/2008 3:12 AM

wow players really that bad on T6?

this hand is disgusting on many levels