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not sure what your name is on stars loctus, but im sure weve been playing some... played the deep tables there for a few days and just didnt love the decisions i was put to a few times... not as depressing when i make a bad play with a 100bb stack

oh don't worry about me, I'm just getting as****ed by lady luck as usual Pro tip: Shove anything pre vs me. Seriously, aaaanything. K369? 229J? Ship it in if you enjoy money

/whine

mass tabling 2p2 going for sne lmao

dont be bitter cuz your not any good ;-)

rose such a fish
i wait list all his tables when i start session

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trying to figure out how some of them have any money left

the other one. that u tilt like

heres a gem from the lemon

one of them is way better than the other one though, think u know who i mean

ya which is why i was so stunned at that hand. 3 ways too, not like it was hu. it was just wow. he also 12 bet shoved the turn with a naked king high flush draw for like $800 pot and gets there obv. dont know what the **** he was doing. but he sure was running like god. it honestly felt like i was playing twosev today when playing with him

i thought any two pair was the nuts vs. pkrtxs. unreal variance imo

agree with this

blackk cat and olga confusing the hell out of me, one of them leaves and the other insta buys in 30bbs in same seat. Both must be coached by the same shortstacker because they play the same too

my plans coming to fruition

Someone told me you should stop driving and walk around every 2hrs to prevent your balls overheating, I have a theory that during a long session you might go on tilt because your balls are overheated. Testosterone is created there, so if things get too hot it could alter your mood.

how can i lose 6 buyins to a 95% vpip dude hu

U MEAN BETUFOLD33 COZ HE ALSO GOING FOR SNE AND HES RLY TERRIBLE?!

I know you aren't really serious, but more testosterone doesn't mean that you get angry easier (although it will for some people). In fact, it will prob. just alpha you up and you'll take a ****load of bad beats and just think "meh, just monies, life is awesome anyways"

anyone played with xxboutelsworthxx extensively?
Been playing a lot with him recently and looked at his PTR: a loser at 25-100 PLO and suddenly winning at 200 and 400. Any chance an account got sold or a buddy is playing for him? I have chat off on Stars so cant chat to get an idea.
thanks

PokerStars Game #59329677787: Omaha Pot Limit ($0.25/$0.50 USD) - 2011/03/16 21:56:50 PT [2011/03/17 0:56:50 ET]
Table 'Pluto V' 2-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: PLO UFO ($86.75 in chips)
Seat 2: lordvadorAA ($25 in chips)
PLO UFO: posts small blind $0.25
lordvadorAA: posts big blind $0.50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to PLO UFO [As Qd 9d Ts]
PLO UFO: raises $1 to $1.50
lordvadorAA: raises $3 to $4.50
PLO UFO: raises $9 to $13.50
lordvadorAA: raises $11.50 to $25 and is all-in
PLO UFO: calls $11.50
*** FLOP *** [6s 2h Jc]
*** TURN *** [6s 2h Jc] [Kd]
*** RIVER *** [6s 2h Jc Kd] [5h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
lordvadorAA: shows [8d Ad 7h 5c] (a pair of Fives)
PLO UFO: shows [As Qd 9d Ts] (high card Ace)
lordvadorAA collected $49.50 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $50 | Rake $0.50
Board [6s 2h Jc Kd 5h]
Seat 1: PLO UFO (button) (small blind) showed [As Qd 9d Ts] and lost with high card Ace
Seat 2: lordvadorAA (big blind) showed [8d Ad 7h 5c] and won ($49.50) with a pair of Fives

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PokerStars Game #59329754370: Omaha Pot Limit ($0.25/$0.50 USD) - 2011/03/16 22:01:06 PT [2011/03/17 1:01:06 ET]
Table 'Pluto V' 2-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: PLO UFO ($59.50 in chips)
Seat 2: lordvadorAA ($49 in chips)
lordvadorAA: posts small blind $0.25
PLO UFO: posts big blind $0.50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to PLO UFO [7c Ad 4h 8d]
lordvadorAA: raises $1 to $1.50
PLO UFO: raises $3 to $4.50
lordvadorAA: raises $8.50 to $13
PLO UFO: calls $8.50
*** FLOP *** [Ac 8s 5s]
PLO UFO: checks
lordvadorAA: bets $25.50
PLO UFO: raises $21 to $46.50 and is all-in
lordvadorAA: calls $10.50 and is all-in
Uncalled bet ($10.50) returned to PLO UFO
*** TURN *** [Ac 8s 5s] [Kh]
*** RIVER *** [Ac 8s 5s Kh] [Tc]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
PLO UFO: shows [7c Ad 4h 8d] (two pair, Aces and Eights)
lordvadorAA: shows [Qc Jc Qs Js] (a straight, Ten to Ace)
lordvadorAA collected $97.50 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $98 | Rake $0.50
Board [Ac 8s 5s Kh Tc]
Seat 1: PLO UFO (big blind) showed [7c Ad 4h 8d] and lost with two pair, Aces and Eights
Seat 2: lordvadorAA (button) (small blind) showed [Qc Jc Qs Js] and won ($97.50) with a straight, Ten to Ace

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PokerStars Game #59330046794: Omaha Pot Limit ($0.25/$0.50 USD) - 2011/03/16 22:14:49 PT [2011/03/17 1:14:49 ET]
Table 'Pluto V' 2-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: PLO UFO ($81.60 in chips)
Seat 2: lordvadorAA ($78.30 in chips)
PLO UFO: posts small blind $0.25
lordvadorAA: posts big blind $0.50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to PLO UFO [Ah 7d Ad Kc]
PLO UFO: raises $1 to $1.50
lordvadorAA: raises $3 to $4.50
PLO UFO: raises $9 to $13.50
lordvadorAA: calls $9
*** FLOP *** [Jh 6c 2h]
lordvadorAA: checks
PLO UFO: bets $26.50
lordvadorAA: calls $26.50
*** TURN *** [Jh 6c 2h] [8c]
lordvadorAA: bets $38.30 and is all-in
PLO UFO: calls $38.30
*** RIVER *** [Jh 6c 2h 8c] [5c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
lordvadorAA: shows [Tc Js 3c 4s] (a flush, Ten high)
PLO UFO: shows [Ah 7d Ad Kc] (a pair of Aces)
PLO UFO said, "nh"
lordvadorAA collected $156.10 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $156.60 | Rake $0.50
Board [Jh 6c 2h 8c 5c]
Seat 1: PLO UFO (button) (small blind) showed [Ah 7d Ad Kc] and lost with a pair of Aces
Seat 2: lordvadorAA (big blind) showed [Tc Js 3c 4s] and won ($156.10) with a flush, Ten high

can someone please tell me how to get HEM to show my vpp on stars?

when you go to the reports page, on the left side when you go to the first tab of overall, on the left side you can hit a + or - button to add stats or remove. On the bottom right of the add one that shows up ... hit the new stars VPP/hand one.