Sup guys, my buddy blackfortuna and myself are about to write the hottest pokerbook out there and want to test the market.
Title:
How to win enough money to buy escortnutten by playing poker.
By griffin and fortuna.

Pros:
I'm a well known poetry slammer and actually have written a book before and thus outstandingly well spoken in my mother tongue which happens to be the well known tiroler dialekt.
We both aren't broke yet which would make us the most successfull poker book authors since doyle.
Blackfortuna is well aware on how to getting the best escortnutten and living your life the yolo way due to experience.
I am well aware of how not behave in college and live a balanced off poker life due to experience.
We are both rather dumb so there wouldnt be much strat, and considering how a strat site like 2p2 is ruining everyones game, thats a plus.
And lots of funny surprises inside.

Cons:
Since we want to scam you like every other coach or book author, we wouldnt be cheap, but since we believe you to be incredibly dumb to even consider buying it, we are quite positive you wont even make it to the Cons.
So far so good, looking forward to your vorbestellungen, in love griffin and fortuna.

my negros griffin and fortuna are legit, would buy it.

Congrats on making my ignore list.

Im very happy that me and mr.griffin can finally give back to the community
we are waiting for your preorders

blackfortuna

holy smokes, i had forgotten that u were black fortuna!

will read. If you want I can contribute a chapter of the pits and falls of grinding in Asia

^we would love to have a chapter written by you in our book! thanks

If interested, I'm willing to contribute a chapter on how to tilt the average middle-aged casino 1/2 player. Absolute gold I tell you.

chapter 1: how to tell everyone you're cashing out and quitting pokerstars but end up coming back within a few weeks

Chapter 2: how to successfully conquer your addiction (not written by me)

+1 will read.

posting in epic thread!

cant wait, will read

drugs are bad, mhkay

*how to buy a real life

That was almost me 18 months ago when I stopped putting volume in and cashed out my roll. Nearly redeposited, but better judgement availed.

2girls 1cup is my favourite book. I can recommend.

Getting fed up with all the trolls.
We tried to give something back and get trolled pfff

Maybe more people would be interested in reading it if it wasn't so hot. Don't want to burn my hands when reading it.