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04-15-2015 , 07:48 PM
suarez had a lot of bite tonight
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04-16-2015 , 11:19 AM
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Originally Posted by DickeLatte
suarez had a lot of bite tonight
you and bernie having so much swag
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04-16-2015 , 11:47 AM
okay guys got a question, whats my best course of action here? Site has KOH hu tables and some guy only buys in for the min at all my tables every time. Best option to just battle him as sort of an fu figuring no one will win due to rake but he wont get tables?
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04-16-2015 , 04:52 PM
If you sit him, you might still win post-rakeback (or make him leave) because there's a decent chance of you doubling him up soon, making the effective stack reasonably big.
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04-17-2015 , 02:30 PM
Was going to start new thread but thought I'd post here instead.

So I played on PS for the first time in a couple of months. 2 tabled zoom for a little over an hour and ran pretty hot winning almost 9BI's. Only at 25PLO but still felt good! However, I can't help thinking but playing sporadically with no HUD like I do I don't recognize any of the names I sit against so pretty much have to just to play against population tendencies and play solid w/no room to try and exploit.

Yet the players I'm up against with a HUD will be collecting stats on me and I feel like I'll be at a small disadvantage. Like even with a small sample size you can make reasonable assumptions about a players game which helps a decent amount.

If I played on PS as my main site and put in reasonable volume then I'd be happy enough to play w/o a HUD because I'd begin to recognize names and don't think I'd be at a disadvantage - but as I'm not, I wondering if I should invest in a HUD? seems a waste of money given I play infrequently, but I dunno.
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04-17-2015 , 03:32 PM
Just buy a HUD and pretend you only won 7BIs?
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04-17-2015 , 09:12 PM
A HUD/Stat tracking program is so much more useful than just for getting reads on opponents. You can really analyze the heck out of your own game and find your own leaks way more easily with the help of HEM/PT.
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04-18-2015 , 11:03 PM
yea a HUD is a must, especially at zoom
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04-20-2015 , 04:46 AM
To transition from Russian female hookers to the recently signed Russian female Stars Team Online pro (who's from Moscow too), it's such a bad beat that she happens to have a bunch of my (non-poker) fetishes (otherwise she's just a 6-max hyper reg looking like a typical student of an institute of technology, not worth so many nerves).

As she was rising to fame last December, I became so unstable mentally that I also got a bunch of crushes (the objects are awesome but don't really want to talk to me) and am still in a bad poker shape

Perhaps I'm just too moody right now because of Saturday's disconnection (and an unexpected ISP maintenance on Thursday night) and a lack of sleep.

I need soothing pics of cake.
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04-20-2015 , 07:58 AM
Start work in a couple of weeks. I will never play below plo100 again. All your ev is going down in these games as I will be playing 1k hands /day and probably 10k hands on days off but the micro's can feel some relief now. Also will feel good to be able to not think twice about buying into big mtt events like SCOOPz and sunday millionz. Maybe I will retire with 30 years of bank in like 1 year, but even then i would still carry on with work.

Prostitutes are cum buckets btw (is that me being ho-phobic?), same for porn stars. It's weird that there is a coincidence of sexual attraction and repulsion at once.
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04-20-2015 , 08:26 AM
Where do you work fish?
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04-20-2015 , 10:04 AM
Not relevant, + political reasons (my alias is hardly a desirable reflection of my real person) combined with paranoia stop me from sharing fully such personal details.
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04-20-2015 , 10:17 AM
don´t be too political...

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04-20-2015 , 11:11 AM
my left monitor isn't working.

APINH D)*£Y$_)!"*Y$_"£&(TY%$

I always play better without it but meh how can you grind without some tv series on the side.

nvm working now, have to resort to criminal minds as I've pretty much exhausted online content. GOT sucks also.
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04-20-2015 , 11:21 AM
Just tell as what you job is men, not where you work.
Like i am a doctor and make a ton of cash.

What do you work or what is your educational backround?
Would be just curious to know.
My first guess would be it has math backround and my second guess would be, you are working on a pc.
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04-20-2015 , 11:22 AM
too good
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04-20-2015 , 11:39 AM
Also i think a lot of prostutitudes are good girls but forced to be prostitutes.
But thinking about girls who prostitute themself for money, i guess they have to be some psychobitches to do so.

ps
Is this song not about gaylords??
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04-20-2015 , 01:07 PM
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No April thread, and its the ****ING FITH OF APRIL. What is with you guys. Its up to a very drunk me to post the LC threwad. I wanted to post in the LC thread my story of tonight but there was not hread so I guess i will op the thread.

I went out drinking with friends. This was the first time ive drank in liek months (28th Jan was last time i got pissed as a fart). Anyway. I am trying to use my poker cogntiions to pull women but its not workingl But it is making me a ****ign awesome dancer. I am molten on fire and girls are surrounding me. But basically I am now too much of a **** head to actually pull anymore. I'm getting old. I am 28 now and I need to be 21 again where I could get away with not being on the sex offenders register with my behavior. Now im like a bearded ****ing hobo,. My friend tried to blag a pizza for literally 45 minutes saying he ordered that one but he really didn't. So i got my own and talked to some fat slags. There is something about being on a dance floor and feeling old. it ****ING SUCKS. Back in the day i was tickling them booties and getting laid. Now I'm a losing weight ****ign bearded hobo.

This calls for some change I think

My ego is ****ing insatiable. I have a girl and everything and she is great in bed with very nice assets. But my god. I am on this dance floor and so many hot as **** women. I have awesome moves. They liek it, but where is them jumping on my dick? I think I am going to a new country within one year. And I am going to start working out again. I have turned into a hermit goat.
We were never really on the same page Mt.Fishnoob, but this newfound vulnerability is proper. I salute you! The writing kinda reminds me of King Fish. Was that his name? The guy who made all these beautiful threads in BBV, I'd guess around 2010, about his undesirable girlfriend and rock bottom lifestyle. He was the real deal.
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04-20-2015 , 01:19 PM
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Originally Posted by Mt.FishNoob
my left monitor isn't working.

APINH D)*£Y$_)!"*Y$_"£&(TY%$

I always play better without it but meh how can you grind without some tv series on the side.

nvm working now, have to resort to criminal minds as I've pretty much exhausted online content. GOT sucks also.
You know nothing mt FishNoob
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04-20-2015 , 05:23 PM
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too good
very, very good
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04-20-2015 , 07:05 PM
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Also i think a lot of prostutitudes are good girls but forced to be prostitutes.
But thinking about girls who prostitute themself for money, i guess they have to be some psychobitches to do so.
I guess you're a fan of Dostoyevsky's 'Crime and Punishment'
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04-20-2015 , 08:44 PM
mot people probably don't read these classics nowadays.
am not an expert in russian literature neither, have read crime and punishment in german (schuld und sühne it is called over here ) but thats about it (not counting dozens of communist essays our history teacher loved so much).

any recommondations for my daily lecture?
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04-20-2015 , 09:21 PM
I'm trying to read some of these books you guys refer to as classics. There gotta be a reason they became classics. I haven't read such classics since I was forced to in like highschool english classes, or maybe the prereq english classes. And tbh at the time when I was reading them at that time I really couldn't care less about them and often would get by just reading sparknotes lol, but now I feel like I may actually enjoy reading them since my tastes have changed a bit as I get older into my like 25th year of life... You know it's cool how when I was a kid I thought reading was useless, but now I see that there's a lot of thematic symbols that can be derived from those classics, even if they are nothing but fiction. Kinda weird how I picked up reading a lot at a super young age, like from 5-15 I was a book maniac, then stopped reading completely from like 15-23 because I generally just thought reading was either too useless or intellectual a pursuit, and then last year and now I've really started to pick reading back up and have been thoroughly enjoying it. The topics of books I read now are completely different from before though. Back as a kid, I'd read like all those fantasy (Harry Potter, LOTR, Artemis Fowl, Forgotten Realms, StarWars books) and other than that a lot of comics. But now I'm more into reading non-fiction, self-improvement, autobiographies, psychology, philosophy, and well-written fiction books...
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04-21-2015 , 02:58 AM
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too good
oh wow
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04-21-2015 , 04:53 AM
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too good
How have I not stumbled upon her videos before?
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