Chris Ferguson
Mike Matuwsow
'dog bark guy' at WSOP last year
Random nerd poker players
Boring players
Ben wilinofsky
Howard Lederer
Fat player

Chris Ferguson -
You have 8 high, someone has just bet 50k into you and you are a nit. Stop taking ****ing 1 hour before moving. Everyone knows your folding so hurry up and ****ing fold.

Add to this the fact everyone now knows he was playing with players funds and its even more tilting. Yes he does it to not give off tells, but he could still be faster

Mike Matuwsow -
Witht hat doney he had was so annoying on full tilt cash game. Also he was doing it when someone had just lost like 200k, playing the exlectronic donkey toy thing. Also.. He sits there all day like a nit, plays no hands what so ever - yet will play the donkey when someone loses a huge pot. People must have to restrain themselves a lot as that would piss you off (i think also nits in general tilt me)

Then, when he does finally play a hand - he usually gets it in bad and still wins. IE flatting against Gus Hansen 3 bet. Matuwsow = queens Hansen = kings. Flop = queen high. So plays like a nit, gets lucky. Next hand, flops top set again.
Also hes so un-sly in his nit play it tilts me also like flopping a set then just betting straight into the raiser. Typical- nit- like- play!
Then finally, he does his huge fake annoyign laugh. mike "the mouth" is more like ****ing loud and irrirating... and not funny. Pls stfu.

'dog bark guy' at WSOP last year -
acting litke a tit and clearly attention seeking. A lot of americans will do anything to get on tv - this was clearly one of them.

Random nerd poker players -
Just in general how they lack any form of social skills and say nothing. This in itself makes bad entertaiment. Sure your watching poker. But watching extremly dull people is not a good thing. (why do you think negranu is so successful through pokerstars?)

Boring players -
again, probably falls into the above category

Ben wilinofsky -
this is a nerd player, trying to not be a nerd player by trying to be social. But in doing so.. i just found him a bit irritating. Add to this he ran hotter than the sun - it was quite tilt inducing.

Howard Lederer -
similar to Ferguson you know hes sitting on millions of other peoples money / playing with other peopels money. But in general i just have to question why he actually plays poker? He just call folds every single hand. but equally on the other hand its quite entertaining just to see how bad he is

Fat player -
i dont know his name but hes a well known american player. PLayed in the pca high roller, plays in the big game pokerstars etc.. But when he does his 'poker face' he basically does a face like a fat retard. Instead of just sitting there normally. It almost looks like saliva is going to drop from his fat face. Again.. his poker face is single handedly tilt inducing.

Anyway, thats my thoughts!

I'm considering whether Huck Seed now deserves to be on this list.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QU6ihy0Fn0E

Couldn't even finish watching that... What a galactic douche.

''Fat player -
i dont know his name but hes a well known american player. PLayed in the pca high roller, plays in the big game pokerstars etc.. But when he does his 'poker face' he basically does a face like a fat retard. Instead of just sitting there normally. It almost looks like saliva is going to drop from his fat face. Again.. his poker face is single handedly tilt inducing.''

Anyway, thats my thoughts![/QUOTE]

Lol, Scott Seiver?

Mike Matusow - although I love when he is on cause everyone just berates him (HSP6 episodes and some of the FTMCG episodes where absolutely awesome just because of this)

Ferguson/Lederer - damn nits

Joe Stillman - the douchebagy bowling dude from WSOP 2005
Eric Molina - douchebag from WSOP 2006
Jamie Gold - obvious

How did this thread go 3 pages without a single mention of Hevhad Khan?

fyp

And yes, he is terrible, this man.

For some reason I really could not stand Brian Brandon on HSP. Needling PH can be fun and all, but something about him just bothered me. Oh well.

A+

btw +1 to Scott Seiver.

Not only the way he looks like a comatose vegetable who has been fed with an IV of lard, but in the one week where he runs bad he complains incessantly.

You've got years of experience online and you're amazed that you can run bad over a stretch of 150 hands? Really?

Brazilian flag cape guy Hilton LaBorda.

Fillipio Candio and Ledererer

Did you actually read the thread?

While dealing to Sam Grizzle I didn't find him too bad.
But there was no doubt everyone else in the room hated him.
When it was announced that he busted out of the tournament the room erupted in applause.

Saw her on a replay last night. That is tilting.

That guy is an idiot. Almost as bad as Hevad Khan.

I used to be a big Huck fan.
But after this and the story about him being a dick about a guy coughing into his hand...

now thats a list