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11-18-2010 , 01:26 PM

evil_ronnie

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This will have been discussed before but couldn't find a thread on it. What's the consensus on what the lyrics of this awesome intro are?

Here's the video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlfwKzhBvQU

My interpretation:

I'm all in, maaan, on the Ace o' Jack de got the bullets n' diamonds
and I ain't holdin' back,
I'm all in, maam, gonna kick your pocket rockets and take and if you got what it takes, then you can play high stakes.

I'm all-in...
These ladies ain't ladies unless they owe ladies
Such a hand on a rost with that's what it takes and you've got what it takes and you can play... high stakes.

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11-18-2010 , 02:43 PM

CheckpointCharlie9

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"maam, gonna kick your pocket rockets and take and if you got what it takes"

clearly is

"Nah Im gonna kick it papparazi and take and if you got what it takes"

imo

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11-18-2010 , 03:03 PM

jpsychlady

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I cant believe that this is worthy of a thread but I think that it is 'pocket rockets'

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11-18-2010 , 04:04 PM

GarthAlgar

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Dude singing is named John Pratt

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11-18-2010 , 05:34 PM

ChristianT

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Quote:

Originally Posted by evil_ronnie

My interpretation:

I'm all in, maaan, on the Ace o' Jack de got the bullets n' diamonds
and I ain't holdin' back,
I'm all in, maam, gonna kick your pocket rockets and take and if you got what it takes, then you can play high stakes.

I'm all-in...
These ladies ain't ladies unless they owe ladies
Such a hand on a rost with that's what it takes and you've got what it takes and you can play... high stakes.

That's not seriously what you heard outta there is it? Please ... I'm not a native but you have some serious comprehension issues if this is what you got there.

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11-18-2010 , 05:53 PM

Yoshii

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Sounds fine to me, no one else is stepping up and saying their own version of the lyrics..
Is that all you can do ChristianT, is sit and criticize others instead of promptly giving all the feedback from the bottom of your heart?

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11-18-2010 , 07:17 PM

joshinho

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I'm all in, yeah I hold the Ace Jack, I got the Ace of diamonds and I ain't holdin' back.
Yeah I'm gonna kick it, pocket rockets will take it, if you got what it takes then you can play high stakes.

I'm all in, ladies ain't ladies unless their our ladies, put your hand on the ______, if you got what it takes then you can play high stakes.

imo

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11-18-2010 , 07:42 PM

pokerealist

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its im all in man and u better watch out cause i got aces and if u think u got what it takes then call my all in and people will see it on high stakes

imo

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11-18-2010 , 07:48 PM

pokerealist

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then gabe takes off his shirt and rubs out butter all over his hairy chest waiting for aj benza to lick it off while negreanu plays with himself as doyle says boys will be boys

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11-18-2010 , 07:48 PM

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pokerealist

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did i miss anything?

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11-18-2010 , 08:12 PM

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IrunDET

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Originally Posted by pokerealist

then gabe takes off his shirt and rubs out butter all over his hairy chest waiting for aj benza to lick it off while negreanu plays with himself as doyle says boys will be boys

wtf

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11-18-2010 , 10:32 PM

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evil_ronnie

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i know my version is wrong. just made words out of what I can hear.

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11-18-2010 , 11:48 PM

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dsikesii

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Originally Posted by pokerealist

then gabe takes off his shirt and rubs out butter all over his hairy chest waiting for aj benza to lick it off while negreanu plays with himself as doyle says boys will be boys

Funny till Negreanu part, but I LOL'd before that

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11-19-2010 , 12:23 AM

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Ramon Scott

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Put your hand on a LONG STREAK, would be my guess.

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11-19-2010 , 10:35 AM

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Yoshii

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Originally Posted by dsikesii

Funny till Negreanu part, but I LOL'd before that

+1. don't like daniel part.

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11-21-2010 , 01:31 PM

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Clanzer

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My take on it:

"I'm all in yeaah with my Ace Jack, I got my Ace o' Diamonds and I aint holding back ..... if you got what it takes then you can play high stakes"

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11-21-2010 , 04:39 PM

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Eastgate Face

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These ain't scabies
Unless you're Pooter's lady

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11-22-2010 , 11:56 AM

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bobby777

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Definitely wrong but sounds like :

"im all in yea my ladies are jacked got my baby some diamonds and I aint holding back.....

.I'm allin yea gunna kick it pocket rockets and take it if you got what it takes you can play high stakes....

these ladies aint ladies unless they're your ladies put your hand on a monster if thats what it takes and if you got what it takes then you can play high stakes...

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11-22-2010 , 01:57 PM

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ginocan

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Originally Posted by bobby777

nicely done imo, This is the closest to what I can make out of that intro also...

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11-22-2010 , 02:37 PM

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cuddlesgeage

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Quote:

Originally Posted by pokerealist

then gabe takes off his shirt and rubs out butter all over his hairy chest waiting for aj benza to lick it off while negreanu plays with himself as doyle ejaculates all over them

FYP- aristocrat reference

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11-22-2010 , 05:31 PM

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JPPoker

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Originally Posted by bobby777

Definitely wrong but sounds like :

"im all in yea my ladies are jacked got my baby some diamonds and I aint holding back.....

.I'm allin yea gunna kick it pocket rockets and take it if you got what it takes you can play high stakes....

these ladies aint ladies unless they're your ladies put your hand on a monster if thats what it takes and if you got what it takes then you can play high stakes...

Yeah that's exactly what I hear except that 1st line is hard to decipher...I think he says "I got Ace to Jack"

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11-22-2010 , 08:36 PM

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Rat Key Prop

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"Im all in man, Imma fill your ass i got the kaplan spurting and i finger his crack"

"Im all in man, Im gonna kick benz while he bites as he fakes and hes screaming for slit and he can take raw pain"

"im clawing"

"These ladies arent ladies cos negraunas here, put your fing up his nozzle if thats where it shakes, and if stops shake then you can say "lets mate" "

imo.

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11-23-2010 , 02:20 AM

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Joee

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it deff says monster at the end

..

put your hand on a monster if thats what it takes and if you got what it takes then you can play high stakes...

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11-23-2010 , 10:05 AM

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Yoshii

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These lyrics are getting more and more ridiculous as the days go on.

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11-23-2010 , 11:46 AM

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invictus-1

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Originally Posted by Rat Key Prop

Hahahahaha.

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