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08-25-2013 , 09:47 PM

#276

namisgr11

old hand

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 1,504

"I believe they are the Horned Frogs"

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08-26-2013 , 02:45 PM

#277

Kurn, son of Mogh

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 16,232

Chad's best Seinfeld reference:

Hevad Khan wins a pot and starts doing a spastic dance

Chad: "Sweet fancy Moses"

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08-27-2013 , 07:10 AM

#278

KKcracked

journeyman

Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 315

Doyle is moaning about being card dead, Norm's comment: "no-one wants to hear it, pops!"

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08-31-2013 , 09:10 AM

#279

snitchbomb

journeyman

Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 263

Watching 2006 ME Episode 6

Dmitri Nobles is on the feature table, massive stack and donks off 400k to the entire table.

He is filmed away from the table on the phone to his buddy saying how is going to tighten up etc.

Norman Chad: 'That's the best call he's made all day'

I lost my ****!!

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09-02-2013 , 12:10 PM

#280

manassas1999

newbie

Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 20

"Timoshenko's slower than an inchworm with a bag of groceries."

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09-03-2013 , 06:25 PM

#281

iSplashRollz

centurion

Join Date: Apr 2013 Posts: 174

Quote:

Originally Posted by manassas1999

"Timoshenko's slower than an inchworm with a bag of groceries."

Also about Timoshenko
" Is he good looking, or do I need a new eyeglass prescription"

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09-03-2013 , 06:26 PM

#282

iSplashRollz

centurion

Join Date: Apr 2013 Posts: 174

Quote:

Originally Posted by snitchbomb

HAHAHAHA this wins!

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09-04-2013 , 06:12 PM

#283

Bill_Clinton

adept

Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 751

During the WSOP main event 2006:

"It's Allen CUNINGHAM!"

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09-06-2013 , 08:16 PM

#284

SuperUberBob

Not interesting enough

Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 48,217

Quote:

Originally Posted by snitchbomb

Def. GOAT zinger

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10-12-2014 , 02:08 PM

#285

Tarek

centurion

Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 147

Quote:

Originally Posted by snitchbomb

Hahaha, what a thread.

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10-12-2014 , 06:43 PM

#286

CocaineColin

enthusiast

Join Date: Sep 2014 Posts: 67

"I'm going to quit my job and pass it over to Gabe"... oh wait that was a dream

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10-13-2014 , 03:52 PM

#287

GoingSouth

banned

Join Date: Oct 2012 Posts: 918

Nobody in chess says: "Thats chess!"

And obv WhAmBoooOzled

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11-01-2014 , 11:02 AM

#288

Asterix811

grinder

Join Date: Feb 2012 Posts: 650

I really find him more annoying than funny, though he has said exactly one thing that made me laugh. When told that a player was a venture capitalist:

"How come you never hear about venture communists?"

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11-05-2014 , 10:08 AM

#289

harkin

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 4,858

He's that guy at every party who's convinced he's funny and then relentlessly keeps proving himself wrong.

Props to Lon for the robotic laugh after every lame joke.

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11-06-2014 , 12:00 AM

#290

Jozzy

enthusiast

Join Date: Nov 2014 Posts: 55

I AM STOKED!

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11-13-2014 , 04:41 AM

#291

shamu787

banned

Join Date: Sep 2014 Posts: 20

Whenever he makes fun of Dan Harrington's hat I lose it.

I think it goes like, "lon, Dans such a smart guy, I just don't know why he wears that goofy green cap."

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11-14-2014 , 04:05 PM

#292

refinedsugar

grinder

Join Date: Sep 2013 Posts: 562

Good for you.

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11-17-2014 , 10:21 AM

#293

cnall

enthusiast

Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 63

"With this hand on that board, the nine of hearts on the river is no different than if you dropped an Applebee's menu onto the table."

http://youtu.be/SoRGxYjdttM?t=54m28s

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11-18-2014 , 12:18 PM

#294

j642b5

stranger

Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 6

Woman stopped me in Rio hallway and told me I reminded her of Seth Rogen. I sent Rogen an apology and gave her name of good ophthalmologist.

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11-14-2015 , 02:48 AM

#295

Sovlex

stranger

Join Date: Nov 2015 Posts: 1

To assortment of players (young and not so much) leaving the tournament:

- He was a kid with a dream!!!

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11-17-2015 , 12:04 AM

#296

arcdog

veteran

Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 2,361

First year that 94 or whatever year old man was featured - he got a 20 min penalty for something - "20 minutes? For him that's a life sentence!"

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12-01-2015 , 03:30 PM

#297

Sheep86

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 6,634

Around 35.20: "He's not AJ Jejelowo, he's not AJ Jeje-chipstack, he's not AJ Jeje-bluffstuff, he's AJ Jeje-see-ya-wouldn't-wanna-be-ya!"

"A deuce on the turn doesn't change anything, anyplace, ANYWHERE!" (I could be wrong on the order here.)

In this year's Main Event coverage Lon asked Norman what he had in his backpack, to which Norman listed some marriage-related things. Anybody remember what episode that was?