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03-08-2010 , 02:31 PM

#176

Nandos

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Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 1,269

"Dario speaks good Italian..."

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03-08-2010 , 11:49 PM

#177

Whytheytrytokillme

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Something like this : "And there is doyle with a 95% smile"

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03-09-2010 , 12:58 AM

#178

TurnEMLOOSE

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"WOOOOOOW, Gus made quads."

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03-09-2010 , 04:10 AM

#179

APFDFK

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Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 67

"Yes David, you have flopped a straight, and yes you are going to get action when you bet"

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03-09-2010 , 05:11 AM

#180

Hit&Run

centurion

Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 123

Who writes this material? Due to Gabe's commentary, we can continued to watch these shows multiple times! I hear different zingers everytime I watch the reruns.

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03-09-2010 , 10:51 AM

#181

ralph666

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Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 176

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Originally Posted by shamda

for those of you who don't know, Davin means praying in Portugese"

Not true.

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03-09-2010 , 02:17 PM

#182

FrankieBigNuts

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Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 788

they were talking about how they got there start in poker and gabe was like, "...for doyle it was either that or it was off to the civil war to join quantrill's posse"

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03-09-2010 , 02:19 PM

#183

one_sick_dude

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Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 391

Gabe's the man...

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03-10-2010 , 05:53 AM

#184

Sn1per

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Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 38

Instead of saying someone could have atc, Gabe goes: He could have the sun in the morning and the moon at night. Couldn't get the song out of my head after that. Also the already-mentioned back-durrred is a keeper.

But the skit where Stupak was just asking for it with his qualified praise of Mimi Tran was hysterical. Try doing that without AJ !

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03-11-2010 , 08:21 AM

#185

No_Straddle

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Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 104

this was probably mentioned already but my favourite quote was when jamie gold said something like, 'there's no doubt that i need to improve my game' and gabe just said, 'you should enter tournaments'. pretty funny when he said it

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03-11-2010 , 08:39 AM

#186

ChristianT

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Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 2,810

No that wasn't mentioned before.

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03-11-2010 , 08:59 AM

#187

LebreMan

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Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 873

"Don't you love those poker shows where everyone gets excited with every card?"

*a 5 rolls on the turn*

"IT'S A FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!!!!!!111!!!"

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03-11-2010 , 09:42 AM

#188

JFK2LAS

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The Moe Greene routine about Fred Chamanara was hilarious...

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03-11-2010 , 09:44 AM

#189

JFK2LAS

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Originally Posted by LebreMan

"Don't you love those poker shows where everyone gets excited with every card?"

*a 5 rolls on the turn*

"IT'S A FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!!!!!!111!!!"

That was Freakin hilarious ...ROTFLMAO....crack up now everytime I hear Lon (last name Unknown) do it on ESPN...

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03-11-2010 , 09:45 AM

#190

JFK2LAS

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Originally Posted by Sn1per

The Stupak impression was awsome.......

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03-11-2010 , 09:57 AM

#191

SideshowBobb

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My favourite is probably in the J6 vs A6 hand.

Gabe: Barry feels he knows Eli
AJ: And Eli knows Barry
Eli folds
Gabe: Well, evidently not as well as Barry knows Eli

@ 2.20 in http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_rWIqYLXIiA

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03-11-2010 , 10:25 AM

#192

JFK2LAS

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Originally Posted by SideshowBobb

That was kinda funny ...but really that was your favorite?

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03-11-2010 , 08:42 PM

#193

NOLA Red

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Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 39

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLfxZ...=youtube_gdata

at 31:31 starting where he says
"I gotta get some money like you guys, can I get $1000...?"

LOL

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03-12-2010 , 04:48 PM

#194

doomswitch3000

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Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 288

It's the little one-liners I love...

"Sammy is bringing a bicycle to a NASCAR race..."

"good to know that Phil Laak is was committed there... now we know he won't throw away quads..."

"... Mike's wearing his gay beir garden shirt...."

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03-12-2010 , 11:11 PM

#195

LBC213

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kaplan was the man when aj was there def

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03-14-2010 , 06:28 AM

#196

MrDon

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Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 616

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NYXkmDLq38M#t=975 (link jumps to the correct time position automatically)

Gabe:" Nice pair..[cocktail waitress leans over showing her cleavage and serves a drink to Matusow]..for Matusow, pair of eights."

Watching the German language edition of HSP is horrible, without Gabe it's not the same.

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03-14-2010 , 10:59 AM

#197

JFK2LAS

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Originally Posted by MrDon

thanx 4 that link...that was classic...LMAO

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03-14-2010 , 12:41 PM

#198

shnur0k

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Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 357

Best thread on the forum.
Ive LOL when he seats to the table and asks for 1000$ packages of 1$ bill.
I love his comments on Eli Elezra sometimes its hard to understand like on last episode (or maybe 3rd) Gabe says "Eli looks at Daniel and syas 'Sheket' (silence)"
The best is "Shalomavista baby".

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03-14-2010 , 07:27 PM

#199

Keithlm

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Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 92

He has said some great things this year too but without somebody laughing, they don't seem as funny. Hovoid's hair looks like, Dennis the Menace on shooms. Ivey, "come over to my house for a beer, just don't tell anyone where you are going"

HSP is the only poker i watch now. I usually watch some of the show before and until the first commerical of the show after. I think the placement of the new show is adding to the effect of wanting someone else there.

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03-15-2010 , 02:07 AM

#200

HouseofLo

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Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 348

The joke about the stack of cameras being Mike Matusow's girlfriend was pretty funny. There was one hand that he played that he kind of looked over and Gabe pretended that Matusow was consulting her for poker advice on how to play that hand...

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