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"Well I had a big rivalry with Wild Bill Hickock, Bill used to come over the top of me all the time. I was sad when he got shot... not because he got shot but the flop on that hand came Ace Ten Eight and I had Ace Ten! I thought I was going to win a lot of money, then BOOM it was over!... flop top two pair and the guy gets shot in the back."

i'm sure i butchered that but whatever

gogogogo

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09-09-2009 , 02:58 PM

fuluck

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ty sir

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09-09-2009 , 05:27 PM

reman

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he does'nt have any good quotes...

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09-09-2009 , 05:28 PM

Otm Shank11

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obv but what'ev

"he will bluff you, and he will fluff you"

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09-09-2009 , 05:41 PM

Eluvetie

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Originally Posted by reman

he does'nt have any good quotes...

This.

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09-09-2009 , 05:42 PM

fuluck

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gabe is hilarious and you'd better recognize

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09-09-2009 , 05:47 PM

suzzer99

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It's his dry little comments subtly making fun of the players that just kill me. Can't remember any right now of course.

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09-09-2009 , 05:53 PM

ambler

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Two I remember:

1. Two and a Half Men reference (Benyamine and Durrrr)

2. His deadpan suggestion that Jamie Gold try playing tournaments to improve his game.

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09-09-2009 , 06:11 PM

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evilhamit

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yiC08vVZSMs

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09-09-2009 , 06:15 PM

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Rememo

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Originally Posted by evilhamit

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yiC08vVZSMs

Awesome

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09-09-2009 , 07:08 PM

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oldmangrimis

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"I have no doubt in my mind" - Gabe

An inside joke with my friends

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09-09-2009 , 07:19 PM

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Showshone

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Originally Posted by evilhamit

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yiC08vVZSMs

this was exactly what i thought about when i read the topic

that and the suggestion that jamie gold should play tournaments

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09-09-2009 , 07:55 PM

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evildeadalive

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Lol documents.

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09-09-2009 , 09:52 PM

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Zajebisty

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There are lots of good ones, but this ones my fav:

Phil has a look on his face like a shy ostrich looking to mate.

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09-09-2009 , 10:23 PM

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coolnout

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up your nose with a rubber hose

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09-09-2009 , 10:30 PM

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4+4

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Originally Posted by coolnout

up your nose with a rubber hose

good one

signed Epstien's mother

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09-09-2009 , 10:50 PM

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Excalibur1701

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So many to choose from.

This ranks up there though. About 1 minute into it.

"Mike Matasow is wearing his gay beer garden shirt"

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09-09-2009 , 11:49 PM

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Zajebisty

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Its called getting a good whiff from the viff.

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09-10-2009 , 12:16 AM

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kalv

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AJ Benza: "Tom dwan with j 8 raises to 9300"
Gabe: "Can you just explain to me why he did that?"

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09-10-2009 , 02:02 AM

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Devilboy666

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Quadzilla!

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09-10-2009 , 03:03 AM

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Rizzn

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Doyle Brunson: "Two and half men is a funny show, thats so funny"
Gabe: "Doyle started talking about two and a half men looking at Dwan and David(benyamine), I don't know WHY he did that?!"

Jamie Gold: "No question I need to be a better poker player, no question!"
Gabe: "You should enter tournaments."

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09-10-2009 , 03:07 AM

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THE F DO

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"Poker players think that any movie with a hooker in it is a love story"

also +1 to telling Jamie Gold he should enter tournaments, that's probably my fave Kaplan line

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09-10-2009 , 03:58 AM

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Jimmy Proffett

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I like his story about playing with Fred Astaire.

"I used to play cards with Fred Astaire. I'm serious; he lost about $500 in the game and he borrowed money from me. He never paid me back, so called him and said 'Hey Fred, where's my money?'...... he gave me a song and dance."