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Old 07-24-2011, 03:19 AM   #91
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Re: Best Joe Stapleton Quotes *****

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Finally Gonzo is not the leading LC, hopefully that Cannon Cannon joke is done with.

Can't wait for more goodness from Stapes in week 5 of TBG.
thanks for the spoilers
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Old 07-24-2011, 04:54 AM   #92
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I think this season he's doing even more nerd-jokes, sometimes he even goes too far.

I hate it when he says things like "obv" or "I M O". But I guess to get the the best jokes you have to be close to the border and sometimes cross it.
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Old 07-24-2011, 05:31 AM   #93
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"Just like Michaelangelo's David, he's got the stone nuts"
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Old 07-24-2011, 05:34 AM   #94
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This was a great week for the one liners. Stone Nuts, hot chick in horror flick were two of my favs.
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Old 07-25-2011, 10:23 AM   #95
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i lol'ed hard when he said "by the power of barry greenstein,please c-bet!!"

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Old 07-25-2011, 10:56 AM   #96
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I spit up my drink when he made the comment on Amanda's figure skating outfit (too lazy to find actual quote). Best commentating ever fo sho.
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Old 07-25-2011, 12:55 PM   #97
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I may be messing it up a little, but something like this:

"Like honking your car horn at a hot girl, this is a strategy that almost never works"
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Old 07-26-2011, 12:44 AM   #98
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thanks for the spoilers
I posted that on Saturday. The end of week 4 hits the web on Friday. Didn't think it needed spoiler tags, I guess i'll be more careful next time?
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Old 07-26-2011, 01:11 AM   #99
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"Interesting coat Elky has.....I wonder what PETA's stance is on clothes made from the skin of a Predator"

and this one from the Cannon:

"You are the one with more bra-slets than anyone in the world."
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Old 07-26-2011, 09:48 AM   #100
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"plus he doesn't have access to can i has a cheeseburger!"
this one made me lol too. Excellent commentating
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Old 07-26-2011, 06:51 PM   #101
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joe stapleton sucks
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Old 07-27-2011, 10:08 AM   #102
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i hate this guy i hope he get fired his joke are ****ing bad
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Old 07-27-2011, 11:26 AM   #103
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+1

The dominated/reverse dominated **** tilts me every time

Baller? GFY
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Old 07-28-2011, 12:55 AM   #104
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Phil: When I was there I went to Rome they had these steam rooms
Stapes: Oh man that's such a layup i can't even do it (while giggling)
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Old 07-28-2011, 04:29 AM   #105
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so many from max week, coz so fresh? naw, i think coz stapes was in full stroke....

simple one bout bznessman- when he goes to office do they call him the poker man?

so simple, yet so pure. a) it's actually conceivable that his peons would call him this, despite him being biggest donk in history of tv poker b) made me imagine bizarro world where he is somehow master player, joe schmo bizman, and coworkers call him poker man sincerely. head asplodes.
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