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Old 07-18-2011, 01:09 PM   #61
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Re: Best Joe Stapleton Quotes *****

Nice Spinal Tap reference in the last episode
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Old 07-18-2011, 09:18 PM   #62
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Re: Best Joe Stapleton Quotes *****

'wonder how you say big slick in italian, they are all pretty slick...'
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Old 07-19-2011, 12:26 AM   #63
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Stapleton is my favorite poker commentator. I prefer him to Gabe of HSP.
I think they would be great together on HSP....but it would be a miracle if that happened...I'm a big fan of Norm but think HSP is a bad format for him

Glad to see a thread give Stapes some props without many haters....
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Old 07-19-2011, 03:02 AM   #64
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"yeah, Phil, u r the sicko, puting all the money in with 97% equity" lol.
that had me rolling, too
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Old 07-19-2011, 12:45 PM   #65
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The business man is about to do a powerpoint presentation on value betting.

amazing.
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Old 07-19-2011, 03:42 PM   #66
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The business man is about to do a powerpoint presentation on value betting.

amazing.
He was really on with his one liners in the second episode
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Old 07-19-2011, 05:12 PM   #67
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Re: Best Joe Stapleton Quotes *****

stapes and also huff are more and more becoming better this season, had to laugh so many times during the new episode, i like it
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Old 07-19-2011, 05:55 PM   #68
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Stapes absolutely KILLED E2 of Week 4. oh my goodness I was in tears, so many great one liners its unbelievable
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Old 07-19-2011, 10:06 PM   #69
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Stapes absolutely KILLED E2 of Week 4. oh my goodness I was in tears, so many great one liners its unbelievable
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'Ha, that guy in the burgler hat just got robbed'

after PH semibluffs Laak on the turn, ROFL!

EDIT: also, 'Phil Hellmuth doesn't even speak italian, and still assumes they're talking about him'

OMG, probs one of the best episodes full of JS zingers...

EDIT2: 'the italians are just raking in the dough, and also tossing it into the air to make pizza'

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Old 07-21-2011, 06:20 AM   #70
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Re: Best Joe Stapleton Quotes *****

Phil Hellmuth is talking to everyone about Italy.

PH: "You know when I went to Rome, they had these beautiful steam rooms, they were amazing"

Stapleton: "Ohhh that's such a layup, I can't even do it."

Analyzing players VPIP stats.

Stapleton: And Bill Perkins with an ABSURB VPIP, the last time this guy folded pre, was in a misdeal.
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Old 07-21-2011, 10:15 AM   #71
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Ike Haxton to Tony G after Ike folds A8 on Q579, and Tony shows a 6.

Ike: You had my out blocked.
Stapes: Sound like an uncomfortable visit to the doctor's.
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Old 07-21-2011, 10:18 AM   #72
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Hellmuth facing a big bet on the river by donny stern: "Is this for real?! Is this hands for real?!"

Joe Stapleton: "Phil's impression of david after dentist"

LMAO
Yea this is the absolute nut nut line
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Old 07-21-2011, 12:04 PM   #73
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LOL in the opener

"Bill Perkins has strict starting hand requirements. Each caard must have a letter or number on it. He is stuck 70,000 dollars"
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Old 07-21-2011, 01:18 PM   #74
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Stapes: "Well now is when Dario can get some advice from PHil H on how to handle getting your queens cracked...Phil, any words of advice?
PH: "Mother F*cker..."
Stapes: "That'd be the one"

Stapes sets this show apart from all other cash game shows, I actually do lol at least once per show.
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Old 07-21-2011, 03:43 PM   #75
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This guy is not only hilarious, he's also like a silent poker coach teaching you while you laugh!
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