"Faraz Jaka is like a road map - impossible to fold"

http://www.pokerstars.tv/poker-video...channel_id=101

at 12mins after the JJ holds and stapes says "...Short Circuit 2s on tv tonight" lol

From the PCA $25K Hi-Roller:

"Duhamel's on a run sicker than a hungover guy in a marathon"

http://kotaku.com/5927562/craigslist...change-for-sex

His next funny quote will be his first....the guy sucks..

Tony G: "Are we all doing straddles?"
DN: "You can if you want. I usually give the game time to breath like a good bottle of wine." (aka till I'm stuck 6 figures lol)
Stapes: "Hellmuth hears the word "whine" and he perks up."

I found his quote on the new EPT episode hilarious -

"Yes we have Blom at the feature table, YOUR WELCOME RANDOM INTERNET FORUM"

I have to say, I have lol'd numerous times watching the 2012 PCA vids. My Fav is:

Dan Shak sighs deeply and then makes a huge raise with a straight and redraw to 2nd nut flush. Hall folds and Shak shows, then says
"I shouldn't show you that, but I'm a nice guy"
Stapes fires back with "You already showed him with that sigh de Niro"


I will say that some jokes are over the top, and others are reaching a bit, but I still enjoy them all. Don't go away JS!

We're all quite familiar with your comedy talent.. Aka lame repetitive puerile trash. Gtfo.

Lol yeah I enjoyed that one too..

This

Vanessa Selbst flops a set of jacks, while her opponent flops top-top. Vanessa donk bets and Stapes says:

"This is going to look strange coming from Vanessa but the chances of him folding are about the same as the chances of Vanessa and me dating"

A 4 minute montage of classic Stapes:

http://youtu.be/TnTBLg2f8BE

Dood could lift his leg and pass wind and it would be better than anything Norm Chad ever said.

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