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Old 06-05-2012, 03:05 PM   #166
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Re: Best Joe Stapleton Quotes *****

What cracked me up probably the most during that week with PH and Perkins was this:
Perkins: *turns to Phil Laak* "Look at this guy. He's just dissapeared"
Laak: "He's up like a hundred again, he's done gambling"
Joe" *whispering* "Guys, i think he can hear you"
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Old 06-06-2012, 11:39 AM   #167
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After Phil Hellmuth's bluff gets called for the nth time:
"Phil's been looked up more than Amanda's facebook page".
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Old 06-07-2012, 02:24 PM   #168
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On the 2012 PCA Liv Boeree opens with 99 and a guy 3bets with 88, she tanks a bit and ends up folding and than says: I had 99s his range is so narrow he's never doing that with 88s or worse" and Joe goes: "Not never... he just did it". Cracked me up the way he said it xD
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Old 06-12-2012, 11:50 AM   #169
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Joe Stapleton is my favorite commentatory, he makes all the webisodes of PCA so much more interesting
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Old 06-12-2012, 04:52 PM   #170
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Anyone know where i can find the video when Joe says, "Now Liv's got glasses on, this is just getting unfair for us nerds. What's next, a Princess Leia outfit?"

My nerdy ass would like to see Liv Boree with glasses on

So hot...want to touch the hiney!
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Old 06-12-2012, 05:30 PM   #171
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Here, about 3:50:
http://www.pokerstars.tv/poker-video...channel_id=102
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Old 06-12-2012, 06:35 PM   #172
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Ha so amazing. Thanks!
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Old 06-13-2012, 02:00 PM   #173
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Heh..from the Liz Boeree PCA episode. Raise, shove, shove ...overcall with KQdd. Joe:

"Kinda like getting in a hot tub. You don't want to be the 3rd guy in."

The KQ hits a Q on the riv of course and takes out Demidov and the other guy...LDO
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Old 06-20-2012, 09:47 AM   #174
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stapleton was pretty hilarious on the new PCA episode.
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Old 06-21-2012, 02:35 AM   #175
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"your going to need a blanket and suntan lotion.. because you're never gonna get off that beach just like you never got into the NHL.... ya.... j@ckassssssss"

what movie is this from?
Happy Gilmore would be my guess.
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Old 06-22-2012, 09:44 AM   #176
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Re: Best Joe Stapleton Quotes *****

but how much did u lose
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Old 06-29-2012, 08:14 PM   #177
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2012 PCA Main Event

-Faraz Jaka and Chino Rheem are the 2 chip leaders of the tournament, and they are involved in a hand together. Faraz makes a big hero call on the river and beats Chino Rheem's bluff

Stapes: "with that pot Faraz Jaka is starting to put some distance between himself and Chino, I'm sure all of Chino's friends are doing the same thing"

LMAO so cold
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Old 06-30-2012, 04:14 PM   #178
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On the 2012 PCA Liv Boeree opens with 99 and a guy 3bets with 88, she tanks a bit and ends up folding and than says: I had 99s his range is so narrow he's never doing that with 88s or worse" and Joe goes: "Not never... he just did it". Cracked me up the way he said it xD
Yeah, it was hilarious the way he said it
"Well... not *never*, he just did it"
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Old 07-01-2012, 07:19 AM   #179
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In the big game week 4 Chau Giang mutters something inaudible and Stapes comments something like "sounds like Chau just said commented 'double monkey fishburger' though I'm not quite sure why he would say that in this context.".

The way he said it was so matter-of-factly just cracked me up.
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Old 07-04-2012, 09:32 AM   #180
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I think he's the funniest commentator on TV, but I'd like to know how much of his script is his own and how much is gobbo's.

I liked it when he said, "...maniacs love to value-own on the river".
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