In honor of the awesome second season of Pokerstars Big Game, what are your favourite Joe Stapleton Zingers?

Some of my favs:

"Call faster than a nerd with a hot chick's phone number"

"Huffing and bluffing can rarely blow a full house down"

soooooo gooooood....

When I saw the thread title, I was thinking "huffing and puffing".. lol

I really enjoy Stapes. It's great to have Huff by his side in this new season.

They're both funny and know a little about poker, and have gobo to back them up. such a good show.

"It's worse than watching Die Hard on cable. Yippie Kay Yay, Monkey Fooler."

Lol just realised why Huff said "I never bluff" afterwards....

Definitely best commentary team out there right now, Staples at the NAPT is pretty good as well.

"3333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333 333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333 total glitch in the matrix 33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333 33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333 "

I liked the little homage to their podcast.

I died when he said that

Hellmuth: I final tabled 2 WPT events in a row
Stapleton: Cool story bro

The cool story bro esque quotes were def mine.

[paraphrase] "You might remember Robl blasted Negreanu on his blog. (dead-pan) . . . I wasn't mentioned."

Stapes is the stuff for certain

This thread was needed.

Stapes is the nuts

After a hand between Barryg1 vs. Daniel Alaei, in which Barryg1 was telling some white lies to protect his table image or whatever it was. Stapes said 'Barry just told a "Alaei"'. For some reasons I find that one to be hilarious.

On the same boat with "Phil have flopped the "Hellmuth" outta this flop..." or something like that...

I'm a big fan of Joe and I think he brings a flare and a personality to commentating that is definitly needed (Take notes Robert Williamson III).

Best line was definitly the Arrested Developement refrence...

"I've made a huge mistake"

I'm a fan of in S1, when the LC was the cute girl (Elizabeth Houston I think?), she wasn't even in the hand but someone, I think Viffer, was contemplating a call. He asked the cannon if she'd go out with him if he called, and she said sure.

Joe: "The Loose Cannon just added unspeakable equity to this pot."