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Trip Report: Second Annual STTF Superbowl SNG/Party (NSFW) Trip Report: Second Annual STTF Superbowl SNG/Party (NSFW)

02-05-2009 , 06:03 PM
For the second year in a row I was able to gather some 2+2ers together for a little drinking and gambling during the Superbowl. We had a bigger turnout this year and the overall level of degenerateness seemed a bit higher. Both the tournament and the afterparty were tons of fun and it seemed as though everyone there had a pretty good time. Here are some photos and notes from the evening...


The Tournament

As it was last year, the tournament this year was a single-table freezeout with a $1,000 buy-in. We added some chairs, however, and made it a 10-player tournament. I also decided to allow alternates to enter if anyone busted within the first hour. We ended up with one alternate (Daliman) and added his entire entry to first place money. The payouts were $6,000/$3,000/$2,000.

The only player who played last year and wasn't able to attend this year was Fiery Justice. He was replaced by De Captain and Raptor and Apathy joined us as new players this year. Daliman was the only alternate at my house when the first player busted, and that rounds off our 11 players.


Clockwise from 12 o'clock: Jacknight21, Raptor, Irie, Zen, Good2cu, Gramps, de captain, The Usher, and Daliman. Skipperbob rails. Apathy and Suzzer are not pictured because their bust-out speed was actually faster than my camera's shudder speed.



Durron and Suzzer rail as Good2cu gets it in bad while last year's first and second place finishers root for bustoness.



Apathy immediately after going busto. Velocity and Collin in the background.



Remembering how painful it was for Fiery Justice to bubble last year, I decided to have a consolation prize for the bubble finisher this year. Gramps took the honors and went home with a barely-used penis pump.



The final 3 players this year were Mcpherzen, Raptor, and myself with Zen having a pretty sizeable chip lead going into 3-handed play. Raptor won a race with AQ vs. JJ to reverse the chip counts and then busted Zen a few hands later to go to heads-up with me just before halftime. Last year's heads-up battle between Zen and I lasted over an hour, but this year it would end much quicker. The blinds were higher when we got to heads-up this year and Raptor's Ace-high held up to my King-high on the 4th or 5th hand we played. Congratulations to the champ!


First, second, and third place finishers:



Durrrr agreed to add to the prize pool by letting the three money finishers have their way with him:



The Game


The Superbowl turned out to be an exciting game, though most of the group had their money on Pit -6.5 or 7, so the game sucked IMO. I think of the 40 or so people in the house, the only ones with AZ +7 were wins_pot and The Usher. The last play of the first half was pretty thrilling, and it set up the halftime entertainment nicely.

Last year we had belly dancers at halftime, so this year I tried to step it up a notch by hosting a 3-round exhibition nude oil wrestling match. It was "The Original Sin" vs. "Ass O' Steel" in 3 rounds of pure oily majesty and "The Original Sin" was able to take the unanimous decision as a result of a pretty brutal leg sweep late in the third round.

Here Jessica helps "The Original Sin" warm up a bit in the red corner.



Skipperbob took a bit of a different approach in the blue corner.



A display of sportmanship before the fight:



"The Original Sin" gave her back up a few times in the early rounds and looked to be losing on the preliminary judges' cards.





"Ass O' Steel" maintained her dominance of the fight early in the 3rd round with some kneeling north/south control.



Much of the match was spent in a clench I have yet to see... we ended up calling it "i'll show you mine/you show me yours"



This is moments after the decisive 3rd round leg sweep. "Ass O' Steel" was able to pull half-guard to prevent a submission.



Here I direct the girls back to their corners to await the decision.



During the game we also ran a random squares point total pool. If I recall correctly Daliman won two quarters, and Apathy and Durrrr each won one quarter.



The Afterparty

After the game finished we turned down the lights, turned up the music, and invited a few more friends over.

Here SweetPea and Melrose take a photo with my SLF:


De Captain with the threesome:



Me and the girls after they got dressed for the party:



Warming up, I guess...





The two oil wrestlers pose for a pic:



Once the girls arrived the party hit full stride. We had two lap artists hired to entertain the guests, but by 9pm there were at least 7 topless women walking around the party. I'm pretty sure the girl i'm talking to here is topless.




Along with doing basically all of the work to prepare for the party, my SLF also tended the bar for most of the day. Thankfully, the sister of one of our friends volunteered to spell her at the bar for a few hours. Not only did she take over as bartender, she officially declared the bar a topless bar and removed her clothes. She also required that anyone who poored drinks behind the bar take off their tops. This left some time for my SLF to have as much fun as I was having...



Here's a pic of the party in full swing. There are some interesting things going on in the background.





Pineapple after a few cocktails:



Snagglepuss working his magic:



Late in the night we had a guest appearance by Pleepleus. He was kind enough to take a few pics with us.









The tournament, the game, the wrestling match, and the party all seemed to go off pretty well. With more people this year there was a little more in the way of vomit, spilled drinks, and our bedroom being used as the VIP lounge than I would have liked but I also had even more fun than last year.

There were plenty of shenanigans and i'm hoping that some of the perps will tell their stories in this thread. I'll sign off for now, leaving with a few more photos of the ladies.

Particiular thanks to my Special Lady Friend for doing all the work; Skipperbob for helping with supplies and the squares pool; Shauna for running the topless bar and encouraging general nudity, and Nano and Collin for cleanup help.








Irieguy
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02-05-2009 , 06:12 PM
Good stuff as always.

One of these days I will be in an Irieguy trip report. I SWEAR!
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02-05-2009 , 06:18 PM
zomg how did I not know anything about this till the TR?

Soundsa nd looks epic, good job
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02-05-2009 , 06:22 PM
Oh good, I didn't miss much.

Awesome TR as always.
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02-05-2009 , 06:28 PM
nice monkey
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02-05-2009 , 06:33 PM
About 30 seconds into reading this, I got a slight twinge of regret on going to the game instead of this. Looks like everybody had a great time.
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02-05-2009 , 06:33 PM
If I come back out in a few weeks can we do it again?
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02-05-2009 , 06:34 PM
winnnner
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02-05-2009 , 06:45 PM
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Originally Posted by bones
About 30 seconds into reading this, I got a slight twinge of regret on going to the game instead of this. Looks like everybody had a great time.
I thought you were there?


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Originally Posted by Velocity
At one point, one of the girls there called me by name, asked how I'd been, and went into a long time no see bit. Except the name she called me was Bones.
Irieguy
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02-05-2009 , 07:22 PM
no sfb pics after the tourney. Where did he go?

great tr irie, deliver my next child?
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02-05-2009 , 07:29 PM
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Originally Posted by GtrHtr
no sfb pics after the tourney. Where did he go?

great tr irie, deliver my next child?
SFB turned to a pumpkin at 6pm.

I would be happy to deliver your child... any day except SB Sunday.

Irieguy
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02-05-2009 , 07:33 PM
Very cool very cool. I wish I didn't suck at poker so I could make it to these more often.
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02-05-2009 , 07:51 PM
link to newds?
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02-05-2009 , 07:57 PM
Looks like a good time, Good Job putting together the TR as always,

party on wayne
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02-05-2009 , 08:28 PM
Wow, I punted on declining the invite. sweet jesus
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02-05-2009 , 08:33 PM
Apparently I shouldn't pound drinks and shots for 12 hours straight while on Adderal. From what I remember, I had a fantastic time though.
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02-05-2009 , 08:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Daliman
Apparently I shouldn't pound drinks and shots for 12 hours straight while on Adderal. From what I remember, I had a fantastic time though.

It sounds like it's the things you don't remember may have been even more fantastic.

Irieguy
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02-05-2009 , 09:03 PM
Great TR, hope I can attend something of similar epicness some day.
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02-05-2009 , 09:16 PM
Thanks as usual.
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02-05-2009 , 09:16 PM
Awesome tr as usual. Is this going to be an annual event? If so (I hope so), I need to plan better next year.
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02-05-2009 , 10:46 PM
awesome TR.
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02-05-2009 , 11:31 PM
LOL so awsome
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02-05-2009 , 11:53 PM
jesus ****ing christ

why am i a school nit
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02-06-2009 , 05:12 AM
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Originally Posted by Irieguy
SFB turned to a pumpkin at 6pm.
Irieguy
My Timing requires Adjustment

Leave for Vegas @ 6:00AM on Sat. = Several STTF'rs still @ Rhino

Arrival @ IrieHouse = Sat. @ 2:00PM = Nobody awake / Irie & Creeper @ Rock
Miss-out on Irieguy 4-way chop of live MTT = no sweat bonus

Return to IrieHouse = Sat. @ 6:00PM = Lacky/TheUsher/Apathy awake but not talking

Go to Bed @ ZenHouse @ 8:00PM

Return to Iriehouse @ 9:00AM on Sun...House Locked / Note on frontdoor w/ 700 errands for SFBNo $$$$$...I get to front $$$$$ for party supplies

Return to Iriehouse @ 11:00AM w/carload of stuff....Everybody has a hangover = no help w/offload = reimburse for front $$$ = no tip

Irieguy turns over "Squares" operation w/comment = "You're responsible for selling 400 squares @ $10/each & responsible to get the $$$$ right"No Tip

I sell 400 squares (100 to Apathy) & run at least 400 drinks to attendees

I pay $2,000 to Daliman & $1,000 to ApathyNo Tip

I apply copious amounts of BabyOil to "A-o-S"No Tip required

I leave party @ 6:00PM

I leave Vegas @ 2:00AM on MondayNot aware that Party still rages @ IrieHouse
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02-06-2009 , 05:46 AM
Your TR are the best thing 2+2 offers.

Nice one.
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