**********OFFICIAL SEPTEMBER CORNY SCIENCE JOKES THREAD*********

[jurrasstoil]

Spoiler:

Having ~150 pics of yourself in a public FB picfolder borders on narcism, doesn't it?

[SiQ]

master hax0r u are

[movieman2g]

I didn't know strippers were allowed on facebook

[jurrasstoil]

Originally Posted by SiQ's hot friend

So someone druged me last night, but I can't be mad..they slipped me some good ****!! Wtf lol never felt like this and never been okay with being druged! Wtfff lmao

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you should hook up with her SiQo (again?)

[SiQ]

siiiiiick

[TomoDaK]

that was incredible zomg

if i had a million bucks pretty sure id give half of it to be able dance like that

lol @ whoever said more than 4gb for poker competr sillyness!

[roggles]

Is a ROI of 12 % (before rb) sustainable at $16 6max sngs? That's my ROI after 1200 games, but unsure about sng samples. I definitely ran superhot for my first 200 games, and nearly half my profit was just in those. Most of the regs seem to have a very low ROI, 0-4 %. Many of them have massive leaks though, IMO. But maybe 5 % is more realistic than 12 %? I am very unsure.

[The Yugoslavian]

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So I guess I'm gonna assume none of that is edited? I dno, either way it was pretty incredible.

[Josem]

roggles,

12% is probably not sustainable, but maybe it is. I'm not really sure what you'd do with the information if you decided it was or was not sustainable...

[SiQ]

pretty sure the whole video is un-edited.

why do people bring up ROI without talking about how many tables they are playing.

I would (shot in the dark) guess that $15s 12% ROI would be attainable playing like 6-9 tables but only by people who play too good to play enough games at those levels to get a significant sample size.

[cakewalk]

[Gazillion]

Originally Posted by SiQ

siiiiiick

Oh man, this kinda reminds me of a vid I saw last year. Worth a watch if you liked that:

http://youtu.be/JQRRnAhmB58

[Voyeurism]

Originally Posted by Gazillion

Oh man, this kinda reminds me of a vid I saw last year. Worth a watch if you liked that:

http://youtu.be/JQRRnAhmB58

In the same vein, this is a classic:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKtqN...eature=related

[Gazillion]

While we're in the sharing spirit, the video that served as my introduction to this "style". I forgot all about it until just now and had to go trawling youtube:

http://youtu.be/htQ19xUqUBI

1:18 is ridiculous

[xPeru]

Originally Posted by cakewalk

Winner!