*** Official April... LACKY Appreciation **** Thread *** (...but we still love Scott)

[Inyaface]

Originally Posted by suzzer99

Where are you staying? If you're trip covers a full moon you should take the ferry over to Tortola for the full moon party at Bomba's Love Shack (shroomerrific).

At the Westin. Hmmm that does sound pretty sweet. She isn't much of a drug person (never has smoked weed) but she is down for most fun stuff.

[movieman2g]

Originally Posted by microbet

I had thought the drone helicopters were tiny. This is getting ridiculous. And you know every single engineer on these drone projects has seen Terminator and the Matrix and 2001 a million times.

Is it just a matter of when, not if, the machines kill us all?

There's no fate but what we make

[sippin_criss]

my roommate gets called into work randomly last night (he's a carpenter in canadian military) that flight headed for korea had to land in our town cuz of a bomb threat. they get everyone off the plane, now the military guys have to take off all the luggage for the bomb sniffing dogs, two separate dogs freak out at one bag, meanwhile the bomb guy isn't even there yet and the rcmp guys are telling my roommate and others to check out this bag, rcmp guy KICKS it towards them, bomb guy shows up tells everyone to gtfo. fair enough this is part of the dangerous things these people have to do but it's totally amateur hour, if i was his mom i'd be writing an angry letter for sure.

[Rusemandingo]

^lol. You guys are ****ed when we finally invade.

[cakewalk]

eh?

[SlackerMcFly]

Originally Posted by Rusemandingo

^lol. You guys are ****ed when we finally invade.

Been sayin' this for years... But we like you. We really, really like you!

[movieman2g]

canada is going to make a great new america once we use all the resources here and/or global warming forces us north.

[bbfg]

Dogsitting my sisters dog for a week... Anyone got any tips to get it to shut the **** up at 6AM? I just want to sleep until 7:30!

[bbfg]

Oh and the best SCARRED FOR LIFE + funny video I have seen in a bit

If you're terrified of spiders, probably don't watch. I despise spiders though and thought it was A+

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=e4a_1334156442

[braminc]

hahah, man i thought i was a pussy when it came to spiders... but those guys...

in the last 3 months i've found 3 tarantulas (i think?) the size of my hand (big hands fwiw) in my house. for someone who's not too good with spiders, it hasnt been easy.

the first one i killed with my umbrella as it was already hiding in a corner.
the 2nd was up in the corner of 15 foot high ceiling and i threw a sock ball (hit it on first try ((brag))) and sprayed it to death and banged it with my umbrella (took like 15 whacks amazingly).
the 3rd one was just 2 days ago, my gf was in the bathroom and started screaming like a hyena so eventually i had to check on her and she was hiding behind the shower curtain with a large, hairy tarantula on my towel. sprayed it to death as well.

bugspray works the best imo since it spares you the guts from spilling everywhere (or millions of babies in some cases...), BUT the spider freaks out forl ike 2 minutes before the paralysis kicks in and that can be an entertaining couple of minutes if youre like me...

good times

edit: oh and congrats lacky! congrats again MJ! my step sister also just had a baby 2 days ago! and lol sippin, sounds like they just called him in to let him play guinea pig

[suzzer99]

Why not just catch the poor things and throw them outside a ways? Probably less traumatic for you and definitely for the tarantulas.

Tarantulas are so big and furry I think of them more like little mice or something. Plus they're probably as smart as a lizard. Would you spray a lizard to death if it was in your house?

[bbfg]

If you live in an area with a high population putting them outside can lead to danger I guess? Tarantulas aint no joke. If you live in the wild I guess you can put them outside but I would probably just burn the house.

As a western european coming across a big spider means a spider the size of a baby hand, if that happens I'm already scared ****less .

[jurrasstoil]

Suzzer uses "Rationality" on Arachnophobia!

It's not very effective.

Suzzer is confused.

[suzzer99]

I would rather catch a mouse and throw it outside than stomp the thing. Same with lizards. I'm saying I look at tarantulas the same way. Killing them is so messy and nasty I'd rather just trap them in something and get rid of them.

[jurrasstoil]

If you are afraid of spiders as big as your hand you don't mind cleaning up the mess.