>>>Official STTF **** thread, April: BJORN EDITION<<< - MTT Poker Strategy

Rules shamelessly stolen from previous month's OT thread.

1. convert your [censored] hands it takes like two seconds and makes it much easier for everyone.

2. Post interesting hands i.e. Playing HU floating the turn with 9 high no draw to set up a river bluff= sexy. Losing a 60/40= who [censored] cares.

3. Posting about variance is fine on a few conditions
1. It includes stats/graphs over a meaningful sample not ZOMG I run bad.
2. If it's a small sample but it's ridiculous run it's acceptable

Bjorn welcomes you to our community thread and I hope we can have a pleasant **** thread experience for the month.

03-31-2008 , 11:33 PM

cha59

ARTist

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Its still March.

03-31-2008 , 11:37 PM

bones

Winner of 'The Toughest SNG of All Time'

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Is your name Bjorn? I always just assumed it was Keith or K___ Leath or something similar.

03-31-2008 , 11:40 PM

kleath

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Quote:

Originally Posted by bones

Is your name Bjorn? I always just assumed it was Keith or K___ Leath or something similar.

yea its Ken but dont tell AMT that

03-31-2008 , 11:40 PM

jgunnip

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4th!!!!!!!!!!

03-31-2008 , 11:40 PM

KoreanBuffet

Pooh-Bah

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1 hour 20 minutes early by CST....lame.

03-31-2008 , 11:42 PM

kleath

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Quote:

Originally Posted by cha59

Its still March.

Pretty sure its April somewhere in the world

03-31-2008 , 11:42 PM

GtrHtr

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Kbjorn imo

03-31-2008 , 11:48 PM

kleath

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Quote:

Originally Posted by GtrHtr

Kbjorn imo

KJORN!???

THIS IS DELICIOUS to quote M bison

03-31-2008 , 11:52 PM

#10

Velocity

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Put the Indiana joke back in

03-31-2008 , 11:52 PM

#11

bones

Winner of 'The Toughest SNG of All Time'

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Mods, can I suggest that any posts or threads that turn out to be april fool's jokes be deleted and the poster be stoned?

03-31-2008 , 11:56 PM

#12

KoreanBuffet

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 4,268

Quote:

Originally Posted by bones

Mods, can I suggest that any posts or threads that turn out to be april fool's jokes be deleted and the poster be stoned?

[ ] Pic

04-01-2008 , 12:00 AM

#13

citanul

Super Moderator

Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 18,865

Quote:

Originally Posted by bones

Mods, can I suggest that any posts or threads that turn out to be april fool's jokes be deleted and the poster be stoned?

i will personally ****ing poop on the face of anyone making april fools threads. this is a strategy forum. (caveat: unless it's really funny)

04-01-2008 , 12:00 AM

#14

bones

Winner of 'The Toughest SNG of All Time'

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Quote:

Originally Posted by KoreanBuffet

[ ] Pic

04-01-2008 , 12:05 AM

#15

KoreanBuffet

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 4,268

Quote:

Originally Posted by bones

I am having a real tough time trying to figure out if this is hot to me. I feel like she'd do some freaky **** to me and have good taste in music (i.e. not Fergie)

04-01-2008 , 12:11 AM

#16

vers

See my staking thread

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bones I think that letter is a tarp but who could resist the possibility of millions of dollars? I wish I was some rich dudes next of kin.

04-01-2008 , 12:21 AM

#17

KoreanBuffet

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Can anyone tell me why KJo is teh nuts and why I never have it?

04-01-2008 , 12:34 AM

#18

MikeMcQ1

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NSFW, the payoff is predictable, but still, how the ****???

04-01-2008 , 12:41 AM

#19

kleath

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Quote:

Originally Posted by MikeMcQ1

NSFW, the payoff is predictable, but still, how the ****???

Eury will not be pleased.

WTF

04-01-2008 , 12:53 AM

#20

AMT

Charlie Brown of MTTs

Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 17,745

Quote:

Originally Posted by kleath

yea its Ken but dont tell AMT that

it's not ken, he's lying.

also, while I am against cleaning up citanul's poop, I will add to the **** storm by also pooping on violators of the 'no april fool's threads in this forum' rule.

04-01-2008 , 12:55 AM

#21

kleath

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Quote:

Originally Posted by AMT

it's not ken, he's lying.

also, while I am against cleaning up citanul's poop, I will add to the **** storm by also pooping on violators of the 'no april fool's threads in this forum' rule.

****in seals always stealin ****

04-01-2008 , 01:04 AM

#22

xPeru

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Bones

Happy April everyone.

04-01-2008 , 01:11 AM

#23

pifhluk

old hand

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what are the odds of a 23 year old white male who is 6 "2" 185lbs who has never played college basketball but has a dream and pretty good hand eye coordination of making it into the nba within 4 years?