A leaf blows as we're slowly taken to the train station at a country
club in New Haven, Connecticut. Smithers is carrying fur coat-wearing
Mr. Burns' bags while they both head for a traincar.

Burns: Honestly, Smithers, I don't know why Harvard even bothers to
show up. They barely even won.

Smithers: Their cheating was even more rampant than last year, sir.

Burns: Well, I say let Harvard have its football and academics. Yale
will always be first in gentlemanly club life. Why, every friend
I have, I've made right here.
[an old Yalie walks up to Mr. Burns' car window]

Dink: Hello, Burnsie! It's your old roomie, Dink!

Burns: [groans] [pulls down the window shade]

This is Kent Brockman, live from the Aztec theater, where police have
learned that kidnapper Homer Simpson and hostage Larry Burns are inside,
talking loudly.

[Worried Marge and Bart and Lisa watch the news coverage.]

Marge: Oh, give yourself up, Homie!
Bart: No, Dad! Shoot your way out!
Marge: [grunts at Bart]
[On TV, Homer barges through some doors in the theater, and is
shot quite graphically through various parts of the body.]
All: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!
Kent: A bloody end for Homer Simpson... is just one of several possible
outcomes according to our computer simulation. Now, here's how
it would look if the police killed him with a barrage of
baseballs.

Marge: Homer! That side of bacon was for my bridge game tonight!

Homer: Marge, if you don't mind, I'm a little busy right now achieving financial independence.

Marge: With cans of grease?

Homer: [sarcastically] No! Through savings and wise investment. Of course with grease!

Homer: Okay Boy! This is where all the hard work, sacrifice and painful scaldings pay off!

Recycling guy: Four pounds of grease, that comes toooooo... fifty three cents.

Homer: Woohoo!

Bart: (exasperated) Daaaaaad! All that bacon cost twenty seven dollars.

Homer: (laughing) Yeah but your mom paid for that.

Bart: But.... doesn't she get her money from you?

Homer: and I get my money from grease! What's the problem?!?

Mark Hamill/Guys and Dolls episode is amazing.

(ensemble singing) "Guys and Dolls, we're just a bunch of crazy Guys and Dolls"
(Hamill)- "This song's not even in the play, and why does Nathan Detroit have a lightsaber?
(Director)-"Get out there, Luke"

(Hamill singing) "Luke be a Jedi tonight, just be a Jedi tonight. Do it for Yoda while the waiter brings your soda!"




Damn, wish I knew how to embed videos.

Not per se a favourite character. But this moment always has me cracking up.



Every so often I have to scald myself for forgetting how awesome the early Simpsons episodes were. When you look at an episode list from any one of seasons 1-10 you recognise all of the episodes and start chuckling to yourself

Nelson Muntz-Shoplifting is a victimless crime, like punching someone in the dark.

Otto The Bus Driver:
Bart: Otto, you are the coolest adult ever!
Otto: Wow! I've never been called an adult before, but I've been tried as one.

Homer-Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie, and one to listen.

Hey who remembers Lyle Lanley?



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEZjzsnPhnw

Sigh, i cant seem to post any you tube videos itt.

The link above is the 'Monorail, mono, mono, mono, monorail' song

"But Main Street still lies cracked and broken,
sorry mom, the mob has spoken"



[*youtube]AEZjzsnPhnw[*/youtube]

Has been mentioned before but post the above without the *'s to inbed youtube videos. The bit inbetween the brackets is the part after the = sign in the youtube url

TY sir

Homer by a mile

this

Linguo the gramar robot.


"Shut uppa ya face!" "Shut up YOUR face"

"So to sum up, mono means 1 and rail means rail, that concludes our intensive 6 week course."