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A leaf blows as we're slowly taken to the train station at a country
club in New Haven, Connecticut. Smithers is carrying fur coat-wearing
Mr. Burns' bags while they both head for a traincar.
Burns: Honestly, Smithers, I don't know why Harvard even bothers to
show up. They barely even won.
Smithers: Their cheating was even more rampant than last year, sir.
Burns: Well, I say let Harvard have its football and academics. Yale
will always be first in gentlemanly club life. Why, every friend
I have, I've made right here.
[an old Yalie walks up to Mr. Burns' car window]
This is Kent Brockman, live from the Aztec theater, where police have
learned that kidnapper Homer Simpson and hostage Larry Burns are inside,
[Worried Marge and Bart and Lisa watch the news coverage.]
Marge: Oh, give yourself up, Homie! Bart: No, Dad! Shoot your way out! Marge: [grunts at Bart]
[On TV, Homer barges through some doors in the theater, and is
shot quite graphically through various parts of the body.] All: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! Kent: A bloody end for Homer Simpson... is just one of several possible
outcomes according to our computer simulation. Now, here's how
it would look if the police killed him with a barrage of
(ensemble singing) "Guys and Dolls, we're just a bunch of crazy Guys and Dolls"
(Hamill)- "This song's not even in the play, and why does Nathan Detroit have a lightsaber?
(Director)-"Get out there, Luke"
(Hamill singing) "Luke be a Jedi tonight, just be a Jedi tonight. Do it for Yoda while the waiter brings your soda!"
Not per se a favourite character. But this moment always has me cracking up.
Every so often I have to scald myself for forgetting how awesome the early Simpsons episodes were. When you look at an episode list from any one of seasons 1-10 you recognise all of the episodes and start chuckling to yourself