The other exchange is amazing as well:

Marge: Homer, we've got someone to help you
Homer: Is it Batman?
Marge: No, it's a scientist.
Homer: Batman's a scientist
Marge: It's not Batman!!

Homer: Mom, I'm sorry I never come to see you. I'm just not a
cemetery person. "Here lies" -- Walt Whitman?! Aargh! Damn you, Walt Whitman!
[kicking grave] I! Hate! You! Walt! Freaking!
Whitman! "Leaves of Grass", my ass! Wait a minute...maybe it's that other grave: the one that says "Simpson"!
[goes over to it, sees his own name] Aaah! Oh, why does
my death keep coming back to haunt me?
[falls in grave]

Grandma: You awful, awful man! Get out of my son's grave.
Homer: I hate to rain on your parade, Lady, but this is _my_ grave
-- hey, wait a minute. Mom?

Grandma: Homer?
[they look at each other]
Homer: I thought you were dead!
Grandma: I thought _you_ were dead!

Gravedigger: Well, dang blast it, isn't anybody in this dag gummed cemetery dead?

Hans Moleman: [in a coffin] I didn't want to cause a fuss, but now that you mention it..."



another GOAT episode

this thread inspired me to go back and watch all the classic episodes i loved as a kid. Prime simpsons is seriously a work of genius.

Ralph Wiggum: This is my swing set. This is my sandbox. I'm not allowed to go in the deep end.
[points to a large rock]
Ralph Wiggum: That's where I saw the leprechaun.
Bart Simpson: [sarcastically] Right, a leprechaun.
Ralph Wiggum: He told me to burn things.

Moe: Alright fellas, tonight's the biggest drinking night of the year. Where's the DD's?

*A few people raise their hands.

Moe: Ok good, get the hell out. I got no room for cheap skates tonight.

Did you know if you piece together the clips of Mcbain it makes a movie?

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/216...the-full-movie

Did I just blow your mind?

MENDOZAAAAAAAA

Pretty sure every big Simpsons fan saw this a while back but nice add if not itt already.

WOW! I didnt know that. Thanks man

Yeah super old clip but a very worthy repost.

Personally, I'd like to see the full movie of McBain: Let's Get Silly.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIlpYLIiZLE

"The film is just me standing in front of a brick wall for an hour and a half. It cost 80 million dollars to make."

Thread needs more love for Ralph.

Homer: 'Heeeey, i dont remember saying that'

MENDOZAAAAAAAA

+1

What about poor old...