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Old 02-05-2009, 05:04 PM   #1
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X-Post: Trip Report: Second Annual STTF Superbowl SNG/Party (NSFW)

For the second year in a row I was able to gather some 2+2ers together for a little drinking and gambling during the Superbowl. We had a bigger turnout this year and the overall level of degenerateness seemed a bit higher. Both the tournament and the afterparty were tons of fun and it seemed as though everyone there had a pretty good time. Here are some photos and notes from the evening...


The Tournament

As it was last year, the tournament this year was a single-table freezeout with a $1,000 buy-in. We added some chairs, however, and made it a 10-player tournament. I also decided to allow alternates to enter if anyone busted within the first hour. We ended up with one alternate (Daliman) and added his entire entry to first place money. The payouts were $6,000/$3,000/$2,000.

The only player who played last year and wasn't able to attend this year was Fiery Justice. He was replaced by De Captain and Raptor and Apathy joined us as new players this year. Daliman was the only alternate at my house when the first player busted, and that rounds off our 11 players.


Clockwise from 12 o'clock: Jacknight21, Raptor, Irie, Zen, Good2cu, Gramps, de captain, The Usher, and Daliman. Skipperbob rails. Apathy and Suzzer are not pictured because their bust-out speed was actually faster than my camera's shudder speed.



Durron and Suzzer rail as Good2cu gets it in bad while last year's first and second place finishers root for bustoness.



Apathy immediately after going busto. Velocity and Collin in the background.



Remembering how painful it was for Fiery Justice to bubble last year, I decided to have a consolation prize for the bubble finisher this year. Gramps took the honors and went home with a barely-used penis pump.



The final 3 players this year were Mcpherzen, Raptor, and myself with Zen having a pretty sizeable chip lead going into 3-handed play. Raptor won a race with AQ vs. JJ to reverse the chip counts and then busted Zen a few hands later to go to heads-up with me just before halftime. Last year's heads-up battle between Zen and I lasted over an hour, but this year it would end much quicker. The blinds were higher when we got to heads-up this year and Raptor's Ace-high held up to my King-high on the 4th or 5th hand we played. Congratulations to the champ!


First, second, and third place finishers:



Durrrr agreed to add to the prize pool by letting the three money finishers have their way with him:



The Game


The Superbowl turned out to be an exciting game, though most of the group had their money on Pit -6.5 or 7, so the game sucked IMO. I think of the 40 or so people in the house, the only ones with AZ +7 were wins_pot and The Usher. The last play of the first half was pretty thrilling, and it set up the halftime entertainment nicely.

Last year we had belly dancers at halftime, so this year I tried to step it up a notch by hosting a 3-round exhibition nude oil wrestling match. It was "The Original Sin" vs. "Ass O' Steel" in 3 rounds of pure oily majesty and "The Original Sin" was able to take the unanimous decision as a result of a pretty brutal leg sweep late in the third round.

Here Jessica helps "The Original Sin" warm up a bit in the red corner.



Skipperbob took a bit of a different approach in the blue corner.



A display of sportmanship before the fight:



"The Original Sin" gave her back up a few times in the early rounds and looked to be losing on the preliminary judges' cards.





"Ass O' Steel" maintained her dominance of the fight early in the 3rd round with some kneeling north/south control.



Much of the match was spent in a clench I have yet to see... we ended up calling it "i'll show you mine/you show me yours"



This is moments after the decisive 3rd round leg sweep. "Ass O' Steel" was able to pull half-guard to prevent a submission.



Here I direct the girls back to their corners to await the decision.



During the game we also ran a random squares point total pool. If I recall correctly Daliman won two quarters, and Apathy and Durrrr each won one quarter.



The Afterparty

After the game finished we turned down the lights, turned up the music, and invited a few more friends over.

Here SweetPea and Melrose take a photo with my SLF:


De Captain with the threesome:



Me and the girls after they got dressed for the party:



Warming up, I guess...





The two oil wrestlers pose for a pic:



Once the girls arrived the party hit full stride. We had two lap artists hired to entertain the guests, but by 9pm there were at least 7 topless women walking around the party. I'm pretty sure the girl i'm talking to here is topless.




Along with doing basically all of the work to prepare for the party, my SLF also tended the bar for most of the day. Thankfully, the sister of one of our friends volunteered to spell her at the bar for a few hours. Not only did she take over as bartender, she officially declared the bar a topless bar and removed her clothes. She also required that anyone who poored drinks behind the bar take off their tops. This left some time for my SLF to have as much fun as I was having...



Here's a pic of the party in full swing. There are some interesting things going on in the background.





Pineapple after a few cocktails:



Snagglepuss working his magic:



Late in the night we had a guest appearance by Pleepleus. He was kind enough to take a few pics with us.









The tournament, the game, the wrestling match, and the party all seemed to go off pretty well. With more people this year there was a little more in the way of vomit, spilled drinks, and our bedroom being used as the VIP lounge than I would have liked but I also had even more fun than last year.

There were plenty of shenanigans and i'm hoping that some of the perps will tell their stories in this thread. I'll sign off for now, leaving with a few more photos of the ladies.

Particiular thanks to my Special Lady Friend for doing all the work; Skipperbob for helping with supplies and the squares pool; Shauna for running the topless bar and encouraging general nudity, and Nano and Collin for cleanup help.








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Old 02-05-2009, 05:10 PM   #2
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OMG even steven Segal was there

great report as always

and as always I ****ing hate you
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Old 02-05-2009, 05:11 PM   #3
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Epic. So glad I created my first gimmick to randomly hate on you long ago. You win at life, gg.

Also, I had to go through this at top speed so I wouldn't have naked chicks up on my work comp, but still think I got the gist.

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Old 02-05-2009, 05:13 PM   #4
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irie,

sick life.
sorry i missed it =(
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Old 02-05-2009, 05:14 PM   #5
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Old 02-05-2009, 05:15 PM   #6
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Good God, Irieguy's life >>>>>>>>>> my life.

At least we own the same sweatshirt though.
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Old 02-05-2009, 05:22 PM   #7
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lol

Epic epic party for sure

easily worth the trip from Toronto. It says something about a party when you can tell how long it must have taken to find pictures barely acceptable enough to post.

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Old 02-05-2009, 05:22 PM   #8
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btw Ire its common courtesy to send the more hardcore stuff to the OOT mod

I'm just saying
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Old 02-05-2009, 05:25 PM   #9
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WTF PHOTOS NOT WORKING FOR ME
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Old 02-05-2009, 05:33 PM   #10
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so sick

also, suzzer looks a lot more Zach Braff-ish than I expected.
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so sick

also, suzzer looks a lot more Zach Braff-ish than I expected.
You must not have expected him to look like Braff to a really high degree, because he sure as **** looks nothing like him to me.

NVG should not be allowed near that durrr picture.
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Old 02-05-2009, 05:37 PM   #12
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I cant give an A+ cuz I appear to not be able to see any nipples in any of the pics

so you only get an A for the TR, but sounds like an A++ party!!!
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Zach Braff imo.
Sick life, great TR, etc.
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I think I have a pretty sweet life and read Irieguy TRs and then start weeping uncontrollably.
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Old 02-05-2009, 06:07 PM   #15
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Zach Braff imo.
Sick life, great TR, etc.
wat.....more like Zack Galifanakis, imo.

Once again, awesome TR. I'm not surprised.
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