1. Short hair. Now, whenever someone mentions they don't like short hair on women, it seems a bunch of idiots, male and female, rush to disagree, submitting pictures of Natalie Portman and Halle Berry as "evidence" that short hair doesn't suck. Well, no ****ing **** Portman and Berry both look good even with short hair. Short hair (and by short I mean anything where the ears are exposed - a bob or whatever is fine), however, is a net negative no matter who it's on. This is simply a fact, not a matter of opinion. Sure, it might only bring a 9 down to an 8.5, but it brings a 6 down to like a 4.
Examples (again, the question here is not whether these women are attractive; it's whether they're less attractive than they would be with longer hair. and the answer is clearly yes):
2. This type of strapless bikini top:
I have no idea when these got so popular, but I've been seeing them everywhere for the past couple years. It's almost like they're designed to make boobs look tiny and misshapen. Again, it's not so much that they make all women look objectively horrible, just that they're clearly inferior to a normal bikini top on almost all women. If it can make Gisele look weird, sorry, it's a horrible fashion.
Feel free to contribute others, and OOT women (all 2 of you) feel free to post fashions you see on dudes all the time that you think are ******ed!