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12-29-2018 , 03:46 AM

#51

txdome

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Originally Posted by krunic

I can't start a rap career at 35 wtf

Doyle Bronson's fat kid started a ****ty rap career past that age.

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12-29-2018 , 12:13 PM

#52

redbuck

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Join Date: Aug 2014 Posts: 4,691

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Originally Posted by OmgGlutten!

Do you like this song?

Nice beat, soothing lyrics, but hard to dance to.

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12-29-2018 , 12:20 PM

#53

redbuck

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Join Date: Aug 2014 Posts: 4,691

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Originally Posted by txdome

I'm not sure hombre should be driving. How often do you actually leave the house? How much is the insurance? Just take an Uber/Lyft.

I drive like a mofo. Drove 330 mile to Biloxi a week ago and drove back the next day (****ty cards). Got stopped for speeding (72 in a 55) but the cop just gave me a warning = old/winner.
I leave my property every 2-3 days. Insurance is cheap. Uber in my area - lol

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12-29-2018 , 03:39 PM

#54

Alobar

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Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 42,368

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Originally Posted by bundy5

.001 margin of error?

not a chance in hell hes self checked out 10K times.

Interesting tho, how many times would the average (non old and senile) person have to self checkout before theyd forget to pay. Id guess it would be pretty close to whatever the odds of having a stoke during self checkout are.

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12-29-2018 , 04:17 PM

#55

redbuck

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Originally Posted by Alobar

Alolbar, if I meant to steal their ****, i wouldn't have gone back 5 minutes later in the pouring rain and paid them. I just ****in forgot, **** happens - just concentrate on staying out of Shawshank, and don't worry about me...
****in crevice creeping jailbird...

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12-29-2018 , 04:43 PM

#56

Alobar

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I'm not accusing you of stealing. I believe that you forgot. I was replying to bundy on what percentage of time an average person would forget to pay at self checkout, I even put the non old and senile qualifier in so that you would know I wasnt talking about you!

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12-29-2018 , 04:57 PM

#57

offTopic

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I'd be willing to wager a small amount of money that someone buying a couple of items while wrangling a gaggle of screaming kids through the Wally World self-checkout forgets to pay more often than you'd think. Taking the over on 1/10k transactions

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12-29-2018 , 05:23 PM

#58

bundy5

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Originally Posted by offTopic

Maybe - but that isn't your average person. Plus you usually have the supervising attendant for the self-checkouts as fall back to make sure you pay. That said, they are often tied up with OP types that just don't know how to use self-checkouts so not always able to completely be on the lookout for criminals.

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12-29-2018 , 06:07 PM

#59

redbuck

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ALOLBehindbars,
I was just kidding...

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12-29-2018 , 08:15 PM

#60

Alobar

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god damnit, I have no idea what level you are on now

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12-29-2018 , 08:36 PM

#61

BOIDS

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story is false, old people dont use self service as they are scared of it

this man is either not old, or he is old & confused and recalling a series of events which in fact featured someone else

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12-30-2018 , 02:17 PM

#62

redbuck

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you mean like Hillary & Brian Williams???

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12-30-2018 , 07:54 PM

#63

2/325Falcon

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I used the self checkout today and did not forget to pay just fyi.

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12-30-2018 , 07:56 PM

#64

redbuck

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good job. I think I might be banned from that Walmart...

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12-31-2018 , 01:09 AM

#65

Alobar

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I've actually been banned from a Wal Mart, it doesn't really stick tho. I went back the next day and it was like nothing every happened

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12-31-2018 , 01:49 AM

#66

br3nt00

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Story checks out

Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

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12-31-2018 , 07:43 AM

#67

NoSoup4U

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I kinda got banned from WalMart too. I was going out the garden exit and the dude there demanded to see my receipt and I told him that I wouldn’t do that and kept walking. He followed me to my car trying to explain why I really had to show him. I told him to either call the cops and explain how he knew I stole something or to go back to standing at the door and leave me alone. He informed me I was no longer welcome at WalMart and I drove off. I’m an old too.

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12-31-2018 , 09:18 AM

#68

SiMor29

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I hope you are taking full advantage of one of the great perks of being old... going to the pub in slippers and a smoking jacket and having no one bat an eyelid.

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12-31-2018 , 11:51 AM

#69

redbuck

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Originally Posted by Alobar

I've actually been banned from a Wal Mart, it doesn't really stick tho. I went back the next day and it was like nothing every happened

what did you do?

Last edited by redbuck; 12-31-2018 at 12:00 PM.

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12-31-2018 , 01:15 PM

#70

Bighurt52235

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Originally Posted by NoSoup4U

Im gonna say that guys banishment of you holds zero weight.

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12-31-2018 , 01:39 PM

#71

Tom Ames

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Walmart: Where two olds sputter loudly at each other and nobody bats an eyelash

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12-31-2018 , 02:20 PM

#72

Alobar

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Originally Posted by redbuck

what did you do?

Was being a drunk jackass. Me and some friends were playing catch with a football over a couple aisles at 2am. Some lady came and told us to leave or she was gong to get management, and I told her that management could suck my dick. We got escorted out by a security guard and the manager, and the manager told us we were no longer allowed to shop at Wal Mart.

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12-31-2018 , 02:27 PM

#73

pokeraz

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True story, I have never purchased anything at Walmart. I don't even recall being in one. Am I missing anything?

Last edited by pokeraz; 12-31-2018 at 02:37 PM.

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12-31-2018 , 03:22 PM

#74

Alobar

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The only good reason to ever go into a wal mart is if you are so completely down on yourself and your life that think you are a complete and total failure as a human. Then its good to take a stroll through wal mart as kind of a wake up and reminder that you really arent even remotely close to the bottom of the barrel.