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03-22-2009 , 01:12 AM

#126

dwiele

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when i was young and used to smoke weed and cared enough we used to say "get a pizza" as a codeword in case parents/ authority figures were listening

03-22-2009 , 04:36 AM

#127

Madtown

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we go play hoop

03-22-2009 , 04:50 AM

#128

Anacardo

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*****z gettin' blazed itt

03-22-2009 , 01:43 PM

#129

mother_brain

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Quote:

Originally Posted by BedWetter

When I ask someone if they want to smoke via text message or whatever:

"You down for some green?"

Gonna take a room full of professors to crack these codes!?!?!?

03-22-2009 , 02:33 PM

#130

supafrey

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Quote:

Originally Posted by dwiele

when i was young and used to smoke weed and cared enough we used to say "get a pizza" as a codeword in case parents/ authority figures were listening

A buddy of mine was ordering from this sketchy dealer that refused to use anything other than easily-cracked code words on the phone. He was always incredibly paranoid that the police were tracking him, so weed was always called grass and shrooms were to be referred to as "pizza toppings". I'm listening in on the other line as my friend goes:

"Hi I'd like to order some pizza toppings, please."

The dealer, obviously stoned, replies:

"That's, cool. And how many mushrooms would you like on your pizza toppings? ... OH **** OH **** OH ****."

03-22-2009 , 03:37 PM

#131

fredd-bird

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Quote:

Originally Posted by snowden

freddy, as in "do you want to hang out with freddy later?" I'm not sure how it got started.

Sure dude, just pm me and we can meet up.

03-22-2009 , 05:21 PM

#132

markksman

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flick the bean
rock the little man in the boat

oh wait...

03-22-2009 , 06:18 PM

#133

shaft88

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never had anything before, but now its smoke some smarties. or grab some smarts.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACDSkCeEfWs

not really though.

03-27-2009 , 01:13 AM

#134

ShatterProof

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I would usually say something along the lines of...

"That boobonic chronic hydroponic tonic"
"What about it"?
"Let's get on it".

And the mindless sheep plaguing our surroundings would be too dull and dimwitted to pick it up.

Or, how about, let's go shmoke some ****ing weed. That works too.

03-27-2009 , 02:03 AM

#135

electrickshiite~

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03-27-2009 , 02:27 AM

#136

RunTheJwls

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Do you have that quarter pounder with cheese, no fries?

I need to get my game face on

*pfff pff* sharp inhaling sound with a suggestive facial expression

03-27-2009 , 03:06 AM

#137

dustybottoms

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The product? Colorado, C-Rods for short, rods for short-short.

The act? Taking care of business.

03-27-2009 , 08:18 AM

#138

Dimitri Thistle

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i usually call weed magicpubes

and when i want to smoke it with friends i ask them "do you want to come fishing for giggles?"

11-08-2009 , 04:29 PM

#139

master chiefer

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anyone want some "fruit and nuts", while tubing down the river we put the weed and pipe into a bag of fruit and nuts. or "want to go do some heroin", after that everyone that could be listening to you wants to get the **** out of there.

11-08-2009 , 05:23 PM

#140

RunDownHouse

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Wow, nice bump. ZonaAlumn, which code word do you use while you're driving around bragging about how well you can drive high?

EDIT: "Smurf," right? You thought it was aweome on Family Guy, so you say things like, "Smurf, I'm so Smurfin' smurfed right now?" Right?

11-08-2009 , 06:28 PM

#141

spanktehbadwookie

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Wanna help me move some furniture? I gotta niiiiice green couch to sit on.

11-08-2009 , 06:47 PM

#142

TomVeil

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HORSE ldo

As in, hey man you wanna come play horse? I just got my ball inflated

11-08-2009 , 06:56 PM

#143

rchandra

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I don't smoke myself, but some of my friends have used "McChicken" - more of a joke than concealment, as it wouldn't be needed to both conceal and talk about it at the same time.

11-08-2009 , 08:59 PM

#144

Skincarver

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Fail thread.

11-08-2009 , 09:08 PM

#145

mistermojorizin

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i call it "going out" or a "slip"

11-08-2009 , 10:50 PM

#146

lonely_but_rich

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Hey, I got some... you know, um... (make hand signal for smoking weed) just don't tell your mom.

11-09-2009 , 02:16 AM

#147

dotbum

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Not exactly the clip I wanted but it will serve to illustrate what this stuff like to me:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TeKjW2WZ32c

11-09-2009 , 02:34 AM

#148

Tony_P

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yeah i bet no one every knew what any of you guys were talking about. Your parents were really fooled when you and your idiot friends giggled like maniacs and said you were "off to meet tim" or "getting some avocado"

11-09-2009 , 07:08 AM

#149

Quorthon

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We normally just saY "Anyone for a smoke/joint?"

Except once at a friend's wedding (lots of straights) my friend announced "There will be a formal iration outside in 10 minutes". I thought that was pretty good.