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Originally Posted by dwiele
when i was young and used to smoke weed and cared enough we used to say "get a pizza" as a codeword in case parents/ authority figures were listening
A buddy of mine was ordering from this sketchy dealer that refused to use anything other than easily-cracked code words on the phone. He was always incredibly paranoid that the police were tracking him, so weed was always called grass and shrooms were to be referred to as "pizza toppings". I'm listening in on the other line as my friend goes:
"Hi I'd like to order some pizza toppings, please."
The dealer, obviously stoned, replies:
"That's, cool. And how many mushrooms would you like on your pizza toppings? ... OH **** OH **** OH ****."