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Old 07-30-2012, 11:54 AM   #76
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this is a pretty funny and embarrasing story that ive only told 1 person, so thats why i figure its a good idea to tell it to u guys

so i was in 4th grade (about 10yo) and there was this 1 girl that every1 liked, u know how kids are! personally i liked her rly much, i cant rly say i loved her since we were kids, but uk what i mean.

then one day she logged in on some chatroom and she wrote to me
she: hi! do u like the picture i have on msn? its a picture of my cousin
me: thats a picture of you! (which im 100% sure it is)
she: she wonders if she can be ur gf for just 1 month
me:*god damn, theres so many ppl who likes her. im sure theres some other dude whos at her house typing this. i would rly like to be her bf, but i cant take the risk of some1 trolling me* (retarded kid logic) i have to say no
she: ok, but for a week?
me: *wow i alrdy said no, its too late to change my mind* (yet another retarded kid logic) no
she: 1 weekend?
me: no *realizing that i ****ed it up*
she: u ****ing **********, i hate u

after that, she banned my msn, and she didnt talk to me for a long time in school LOL
I don't know, I'd say trolling in this situation is a very real and very possible scenario. You played it perfect.
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Old 07-30-2012, 12:27 PM   #77
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I don't know, I'd say trolling in this situation is a very real and very possible scenario. You played it perfect.
well played IMHO i fell victim to these a lot in grade school. My story isnt a lie, I really liked her, kinda hoped she felt the same way but didnt. asked pretty much same question would you wanna be my bf and go to movies with me sometime (back in like grade 6 if you went to a movie with a girl, my friends would buy lunch cuz id be the man) Anyway, she trolled me and printed our msn convo and showed all her friends and i was really embarrised. No worries though, this was during winter, and our school feild frezzed over because it had poor drainage. so theres was a huge patch of ice that kids slide on. anyway, i was like the only kid that could keep my balance on the ice because i played hockey. so she was coming towards me and i garage sale body checked her down. the "rules" of sliding on the ice patch were that if you fell everyone had the right to go start a pile up on you if your still down, so you have to act fast to get up. anyway, she couldnt get up so the kids started a pile up on her, and she left with a broken arm. I wanna say i feel bad, but looking back at it justice was served. Shes a nice girl now though, we are pretty good friends.
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Old 07-30-2012, 03:19 PM   #78
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I've been telling people i'm a man for years
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Old 07-30-2012, 03:33 PM   #79
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I've been telling people i'm a man for years
oh, you've mistakenly thought boring lies are permitted here
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Old 07-30-2012, 03:46 PM   #80
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Old 07-30-2012, 03:50 PM   #81
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Old 07-30-2012, 03:51 PM   #82
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I'm 10yo
That explains it.
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Old 07-30-2012, 04:15 PM   #83
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If it weren't for women I might actually consider myself a good person.
Pretty much this.
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Old 07-31-2012, 05:59 AM   #84
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this thread had potential too
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Old 07-31-2012, 10:38 PM   #85
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everybody seems to be a do-good daniel
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Old 07-31-2012, 10:50 PM   #86
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"No, I have never gambled on the internet". Been telling that lie to my old man for 6 years.
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Old 08-01-2012, 01:23 AM   #87
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Old 08-01-2012, 02:00 AM   #88
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I told my ex girlfriend I believe in god.

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Old 08-02-2012, 01:47 PM   #89
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one of my little cousins once asked how they make holy water, i told him that they have to boil the hell out of it.
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Old 08-02-2012, 02:59 PM   #90
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''I want a relationship with you.''
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