Freshman year of college I was carrying a friend home from a night club, she probably had alcohol poisoning. A third friend was giving directions to a taxi stand, unknown to me a taxi stand directly in front of a police station. As I turned the corner two cops were standing outside and looked at me while I was carrying an underage dirty passed out girl. I felt committed at that point, so I walked by the cops, shrugged, and said, 'food poisoning' and kept walking.

I used to tell people that the reason Starbucks coffee was good was because they grew the beans right there in Seattle. You wouldn't even believe how many people fell for that one.

I don't think that sounds fun at all. Both of my parents were killed by a barrel full of monkeys.

Stealing this.

Mine is something involving a woman. Number of partners, "I love you, too," last STD check (lolol), never cheated on them, etc.

If it weren't for women I might actually consider myself a good person.

I had a friend do this in college for almost 2 years. Somehow he got his parents to write him checks for tuition instead of paying the school directly.

One semester in college I drove home (about 2 hours) 4 days in a row to get the mail so my mother wouldn't get my grades. I then created a fake grade sheet and gave it to her. It was very elaborate.

that I've never lied before......

i hacked into the principals computer account in 7th grade and when people showed up in our homeroom asking why the principal accessed her account there i said i didnt know

I exist.

they asked me if i wanted paper or plastic. i said plastic was fine.

i lied.

Hate to break it to you, buddy, but she was just looking for any reason to dump you.

Over slept one time and came in late to school. If you are a student athlete at my school you had to have no unexcused absences or else you had to sit out of practice, or run or something..

I come in late, get called to my athletic directors office, he asks what my excuse is;

"This is kind of embarrassing but I got half way to school and kind of pooped a little bit in my pants and had to go back home and shower"

What lie? It was blowjobs only.

thats deep... unfortunately i tell this **** myself everyday as well

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