I don't really get this beer pong bs, it seems like a very ******ed game to me. This is more of what we play in Finland. It's pretty hardcore for 3 people, more like 6 is recommended. Fill glasses with vodka/rum/whiskey/brandy and spin the wheel!
Also why would you not want to get drunk. That's the whole freaking point in drinking beer
As for the tip, just eat a ****load of charchoal tablets before the match. That'll **** the alcohol up.