LOL

Every time it's your turn to drink, just point at something and say, "What on earth is THAT?" When everyone turns their head to look, dump your beer into a houseplant and pretend like you drank it.

Uh, not funny.

Drinking alcohol and taking benzos is a great way to kill yourself. NEVER mix alcohol and benzos.

it probably just makes you feel more lucid while you are durnk so you can drink more while feeling less drunk. at least thats what adderal/ritalin does and im guessing its a similar effect.

this also happens to me, i've always found it kind of weird but there is a definite increase in the amount of alcohol i can drink when i string together a few binge drinking days

If you drink water while playing beer pong, it should dilute the alcohol enough to take away the "mouth sweat" feeling before barfication. True, you'll look like a tool w/ your bottle of Evian in one hand and a pink pong ball in the other, but if it keeps your shirt free of pre-party munchies, hang up a mission accomplished banner.

I am the one of the last people to be all macho and say I drink a handle of vodka for breakfast...but you seriously can't handle 10-15 beers over the course of 5 hours?!?!? Seriously?!?!?!?

Pretty sure this is a tolerance thing.

Try drinking 1.5x again on the third night and then again on the forth night. Then stop. You'll get some pretty noticable withdrawal symptoms (assuming you drink a decent amount the first night ldo) that ought to convince you that you can quickly build a tolerance.

This sounds reasonable. I always just assumed it was my stomach/liver's way of saying "you win, I give up".

anyone who isn't recommending crystal meth amphetamine is obv ignorant and a pussy

also they probably haven't had gay sex with homeless people

either way they're a bunch of ******s who make bad decisions

dont be like them

I doubt I can. Perhaps we're talking different measures here, but I go out for a drink at least a couple of times a week and never really go above 6-7 pints. Infact I don't think I've ever had 15 pints in 5 hours. 10 in 2 hours and feeling seriously unwell, yes. 7 in a few hours and switching to shorts, yes.

Oh please, 10-15 beers arent´t a drinking contest, it is what most of german teenagers call a normal friday.

I hear this from a ton of people. I think they just don't remember how much they drank. I know perhaps half a dozen people who can drink 15 pints (that's perhaps 8 litres?) in 5 hours, and they all mass about 50% more than me.

12 fl. oz in the US is about 3/4 the amount of a pint, so 7 pints would be roughly equivalent to the low end of KU's range of 10-15 beers, over the course of 5 hours.

Go to the pub. Play Nine Man Morris with the man at the table. If you win he will give you an amethyst. Then go through the secret tunnel and drink with the abbot. Use the amethyst on your mug of ale to keep from getting drunk.

this

an 8ball of coke

coke FTW

neuroman, you're just wrong. A meal with plenty of fat and protein will slow the absorption of alcohol, carbs will not. So, OP, do that.

This is also true. OP, have something like 4 beers 2 nights before, then 6 beers the night before, and you should be relatively primed. This happens because some of the liver enzymes used in metabolizing the alcohol are upregulated in response to alcohol consumption, so by drinking the day before, you increase your liver's alcohol capacity.

Eat lots of protein, not carbs beforehand.

Yeah...try the "soak and ***t" method. It's great. You eat like 2 loaves of bread followed by half a box of Ex-Lax. The bread soaks up all the alcohol and the Ex-Lax gets it out in a hurry without the shame of puking. Stash a reload supply in the bathroom for round #2.

I almost forgot...pick up a can of air freshener too.

Has coke been said yet...works pretty good

If you're not going to do some type of upper then the best option is to wake up real early, drink about 6 beers then stop and gradually sober up before your match, then eat a big meal not right before but about an hour and a half before it starts, you need the food in there but you shouldn't start on a full stomach.

Your stomach will be used to the alcohol and the food will slow the shock you get from chugging at the start of the match and you should be able to settle in, even if you're a lightweight.

Edit: I do this all the time when I play golf at 8 in the morning and party at night and I can't make myself feel dunk at night unless I do shots. Well I can lose all motor skills if I have enough beer but the head and stomach part of it is just not there.

In high school I just had a rubber tube taped inside the collar of my shirt for spitting drinks back in to. It carried the liquid to a plastic pouch lining the inside of my thigh.

But I don't know what kids are doing these days.

Just iterating what others are saying:
1- eat lots of filling food
2- water, sports drink

take some ibuprofen before you go to bed (not acetominophen which, when combined with alcohol, causes liver damage)