Jesus Christ please drink castor oil before drinking 10-15 beers. Then videotape.

This was the strategy when I was a kid. I don't really remember what it was a strategy for.

Michael Weston has some tips for you- ask a spy - however most don't apply to your situation. He says eat a lot of protein and fiber. Food is really your only weapon here, as it will slow the absorption of alcohol. Who's buying the beer for this competition? That's another variable you might have control over.

You can probably save yourself about a half of beer over the night if you don't finish the last sip at the bottom of the cup, and just flip it over, and if someone calls you out on it, just make some generic backwash/head comment or whatever.

Be better at beer pong, and you'll drink less. EZ Game.

This is a scummy disgusting move and you should get a KITN for suggesting it. That last sip of beer will end up all over the table/floor and make everything a sticky mess. Plus, it's not like 8 oz of beer is going to push him over the edge.

OP: Give us a trip report with pics (of girls).

why wouldnt you want to get drunk? im assuming theres some sort of prize involved. if not, you're ******ed. the whole point of beer pong is to get drunk, otherwise you're just a bunch of ******s throwing ping pong balls

Pretty sure it's the puking part that he's worried about, not the being drunk part.

That ask-a-spy clip was strangely hilarious. I don't really know why.

Low alcohol content beer is obvious and effective. Are you all drinking the same kind of beer, or each bringing your own? If the latter, you can get something like Guinness that looks like it's huge (dark and rich), but is actually pretty damn weak (4.1-4.3% abv or so). If you want to cheat, but still get a bit tipsy, you could do a 1/2 and 1/2 with Guinness and Kaliber (their alc free lager).

Eating high card food beforehand is a good bet, and lots and lots of water (one to one with the beer is good) is a must.

pretty sure i wouldn't want to be playing beer pong with anything as heavy as guinness

oldest trick in the book - evil twin

Get hammered the night before. It will make drinking harder, but I can easily drink 1.5x the next night.

7-10 games is not 10-15 beers unless you lose every game (in which case you'll likely be out). But If you're like me, drinking a lot of beer doesn't lead to puking; pounding beer leads to puking. Your best bet here is to practice beer pong. Get some cups, fill them with water, buy a ****load of balls, and play for a few hours a night.

3 beers per side = 1.5 beers per person per game on average. Also we're guaranteed at least 7 games.

Also, the goal isn't so much to avoid drunkenness but to avoid puking, hating life, etc. Sounds like a good pre-game meal and 1:1 water (my original plan) is still basically it. Unless I want to intentionally puke or do coke.

Can you really not drink 11 beers in a night without some comprehensive battle plan?

You best bet is to become an alcoholic. Since you don't have enough time to do that I think u should be more concerned with how spectacular you can make your vomit. I had spaghetti with ton's of sauce on it before I ran a beer mile... when I vomitted, the spaghetti mostly stayed in me, but the red sauce projectiled out quit a distance and induced everyone who was borderline puky to lose it as well... good times.

What Golden Bears said. I mean, you are in college, no?

lose your vagina?

Buy yourself a few growlers of O'douls for your own teams personal consumption.

Seriously. Play BP all nite every nite to both increase your tolerance and practice.

Skill presides in beer pong and w/o you'll be drinking alot.

Haha, well it could easily be 20 is the thing, and like I said I'm a major lightweight. Don't really drink to get drunk ever. Probably have 3-5 drinks/wk on average. Partner is the same. Feel ok with my beer pong skills but I'll practice a ton.

smoke a ton of weed and take say.....a xanax....it will build ur tolerance like crazy. srsly.

lol

Just to prove this wrong, I drank a glass of milk tonight and then had 4 beers a while later. I did not throw up.

drop some acid

omg ffs...

Well, if its only short term, then just throw up and keep drinking. If u want to be a heavy weight long term, never throw up.