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Originally Posted by pudley4
Server picks up table 2's order in her left hand and your order in her right, at the same time.
It's not the "same time" though. Grabbing some plates for our table DOES take 3-5 SECONDS of time, IT DOES. EVERY SECOND IS EVERY SECOND.
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Where is the wasted time for table 2?
In the 3-5 SECONDS it took for the server to put it on the tray IDIOT(or in his or her other hand) IDIOT!
You aren't counting that YES that's extra time you took away from table 2's turn that was first. IT IS THOUGH.
WHY are you SO STUPID NOT TO SEE THIS? ARE YOU THIS DUMB? FOR REAL????
Remember, seconds count whether it's an orgasm or gun shot or a car accident or in traffic like you barely make the yellow light before it turns red to have to sit at the next long traffic red light, etc. SECONDS COUNT and YES SECONDS ARE CUTTING.
Just like when the waiter at Outback gave the 2nd table's one drink off of the tray before ours. That was only like 5 seconds worth, but it was STILL CUTTING, STILL TAKING UP *****OUR TURN********* and gave a lady at the 2nd table their drink first BEFORE OURS.
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Next question - when does table 2's "turn" end? If they ask for more ranch dressing, is it still their turn? So should the server go back and get them ranch before bringing your food? What about if the server comes back with the ranch and now they want a refill? Still their turn?
You are STUPID. Since our table actually placed our order ***********BEFORE*************** the ranch and refills, the ranch and refills are AFTER IDIOT. WE ASKED FIRST BEFORE THE RANCH AND REFILLS DUMBASS STUPID IDIOT. HOW CAN YOU BE SO STUPID??
It's just like if I ask for a refill at table 6, but the customer's food at table 4 is ready, well the customer ordered their food at table 4 BEFORE my refill even if it was 30 minutes ago, they did actually ASK for their well done steak(let's say for example), BEFORE my refill, therefore I wait. It's just common sense WHOEVER ASKS FIRST IS HOW TURNS GO YOU STUPID IDIOT. Now the only other situation is that if let's say someone has a mistake with their order well technically it IS STILL THEIR TURN since their turn wasn't complete. Now if they just don't like their food, that's different. I am talking about if the kitchen staff or server messed up the order, then even if I asked for a refill if the server is called over that table 8's food is still frozen(chicken) for example, obviously table 8's turn will be BEFORE MINE since their turn ORIGINALLY 25 minutes ago when they ordered BEFORE I DID. Table 8 didn't actually get their ENTIRE TURN COMPLETE because of a mistake that wasn't the customer's mistake. So it's not fair to punish the customer more longer just to get my refill when I didn't wait that long at that point even. At that point, it would have been a minute and a half before the server went back to the kitchen. Table 8 however waited 25 minutes, so yeah it was still their turn even though they were brought their food, it wasn't correct.
You are REALLY STUPID I have to explain that.
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Ok, now here is the tricky one - I guarantee you will say that if the server forgot something and had to go back and get it, they should be docked from table 2's tip AND from your tip, because they wasted your time, right?
NO, because table 2's service is not my service, so I don't count off for other people's service. WHO THE HELL WOULD?
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But HOW DO YOU KNOW IF THEY FORGOT SOMETHING OR IF THE CUSTOMER ASKED FOR IT RIGHT THEN FOR THE FIRST TIME?
You can **HEAR** REALLY WELL especially if the booth or table is behind you. I know because I actually **WATCH** what is going on and **LISTEN***, like DUH, that's how I know. Servers are usually pretty loud that I could hear them say things.
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For this question we'll put them all the way on the other side of a loud restaurant so your snoopy-ass can't hear. Do you DOCK the TIP or NOT?
They can't be since servers have SECTIONS, so that wouldn't honestly happen in reality.
If I literally couldn't know and see then obviously I couldn't dock anything, but it depends on the situation.
I usually 99.9% of the time KNOW what's going on. I see what the server is doing if they are going in order of turns or not in most cases.