people who needs sugar or sweetener on their oatmeal

Double wide side by side strollers that obnoxious parents push instead of the more crowd friendly front to back strollers.

Strollers. Period.

Wait, not quite period just yet.
Kids in strollers, too.

Those strollers should piss you off.

In before "people who keep pointing out that this stuff should piss them off"

followed by "that should piss you off."

Oatmeal in strollers.

Strolling in oatmeal.

Strolling oatmeal

Oatmeal wrestling.

When people copy and paste huge swaths of wikipedia and leave the footnote markers in. What the **** am I supposed to be directed to ... oh, there isn't anything? you were just too lazy to take a minute and delete them? csb.

Otherwise not a bad post that suffered from this problem that inspired me to come in here and write this.

This used to piss me off, but I actually started recommending this to my main tech support customer (Hi Mom!). This prevents her from landing on a domain-typo landing site full of viruses etc.

Driving in general is very tilting imo

people who insist paper maps are better than gps, despite never having owned a gps system or even knowing that the sound can be turned off

I avoid general by taking the detour through specificity

I don't drive around town comparing prices but I'll absolutely inconvenience myself for another station within view. I don't do it so much to save 10-20 cents as I do to punish a gas station brazenly charging more than a competitor a block away. It's like they're saying, Yeah we're gonna charge more because we know you won't get in the left turn lane or drive 10 seconds out of your way. So yeah, I'll go out of my way to punish the stupidity of advertising a price higher than a competitor effectively right next door. Also, if I know that a certain gas station is way overcharging and there's another one nearby but slightly out of the way, I'll go out of my way. Yeah I get it, there's not another gas station within view, so you clearly must exploit this monopoly and charge fifteen cents more than the gas stations half a mile away.


My contribution: Gas prices advertised to the third decimal point. Hey *******s, don't charge fractions of a cent unless you can break a penny.

I buy a lot of gas.

isn't the third decimal always 9?

Where exactly do you think the particles go when you sniff them?

Yes, no one ever drove this before the invention of the GPS...

Yeah and they also took a boat to America. Now there are planes so I'll go with that option thanks.

Are you denying that GPS is way better than a paper map in the situation I described?

Hearing about MISTY MAY TRAINER AND KERRY WALSH or whatever the **** their names are. People pretend they are "hot" and "really good at sand volleyball".

First, they are not hot. Just because you can see their bare abs does not make them "hot". They are like 6s maybe 7s.

Second, there are like 200 people in the world who "play" sand "volleyball". It's a lame ass sport and winning medals in such a sport does not impress me the least bit. And you women are not attractive and I'm sick of hearing about your stupid names. If playing sand volleyball while sober was in any way an interesting or worthwhile endeavor, then there would actually be people who played it who were, in fact, good at the sport. Right now you two are really good compared to the 200 people on the planet who care to make this party game competetive.

Both them having two names now just takes it over the top

Come on. Undefeated in 3 Olympics, and being like 50-1 in sets deserves a little respect.

When ppl wear shorts/pants with belt loops and don't wear a belt just tilts the **** out of me. Especially I'f there the same dooshes that tuck there t shirts into there pants

Ppl who can't tell the difference between there and their.

Marriage. I don't see the benefit of getting married over living with a gf. Anyone convinced marriage is the best thing ever?

Attending weddings. F*** off, I don't care that my cousin is getting married. I don't care about my cousins either since I only see them once every 3 years.

In my country its standard for couples to have a huge wedding dinner at ridiculously overpriced locations. It'll cost about $2000.00 per table of ten and the f****** couple will invite as many people as they can (avg. 400) and everyone who goes ends up giving the couple 200 to offset the costs. Stop throwing wedding dinners you can't afford and no one gives a sh** that the bride changes her dress every hour.

F*** religion. I cannot comprehend why anyone would think an invisible man is watching them.

Yes, I'm that guy